Jesus Test~

This is an easy test, you score 100 or zero. It's your choice. If you aren't

ashamed to do this, please follow the directions..

Jesus said, "if you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my Father."

Not ashamed Pass this on . . . only if you mean it.

Yes, I do Love God.

He is my source of existence and Savior.

He keeps me functioning each and everyday.

Without Him, I will be nothing.

Without Him, I am nothing but with Him I can do all things through Christ that strengthens me.

Phil 4:13

This is the simplest test . . . ! If you Love God, and are not ashamed of

all the marvelous things he has done for you.

Send this to ten people and the person who sent it to you!

Enjoy!!!!

Hog

usahog

i know you will always score 100.

and you know i will always score 0.

Rick you Know thats only in Your Mind Brother!!!!

Your Mind, I Said!!!!

You have an Absence of God in your mind Rick... but you don't have an Absence of him in your Heart!!!

Hog

0 for me, both heart and mind...

100 for me on the test...

0 for thinking it is profound, clever or an effective evangelical tool.

But what the hell do I know?

ON second thought...

I think that's one of the problems with Christianity today (and throughout history)...it forces serious matters into a bipolarity that just isn't so.

Can someone love God and be a little (or a lot) scared to proclaim it publicly...sure...does that mean they are not a Christian? I'd hate to think so.

Issues of life, faith and even scripture are not black and white polarities...they exist in reality as matters of degree. But when pressed with only two options far apart with no middle ground, we often force people to be liars when choosing.

So to rescore myself...ON TRADITIONAL CHRISITIAN CRITERIA...I probably score around 60-75 or so...probably less according to fundamentalist circles. Hell, I wouldn't even score myself at 100!

But again...as usual...

...what the hell do I know?

I guess I score a big fat zero ...

... only because I will not, nor have I ever, sent 'chain letter' email to anyone ...

I consider it a form of 'spam' ... and all it does is tie up bandwidth and clog the email servers.

If by "God" you mean my source for Cuban cigars, shipped intact and authentic, then I score 100.

Otherwise, if by God you mean the big, long-haired and bearded white dude who routinely harshes the mellow of folks trying to have a little fun, I actually scored a 47.

John

I believe in God, I pray, I go to church on Sundays. I make mistakes, I am not perfect (lmao the list of people who agree is long), but I do NOT send chain letters. By not sending this it doesn't mean I am ashamed to admit anything, I just don't do it. Just my .02 worth Rob

harshes??

John, whats up with this?

I QUOTE: "Otherwise, if by God you mean the big, long-haired and bearded white dude who routinely harshes the mellow of folks trying to have a little fun"

You know, for being a person of supposed higher learning, and an influence to young people, you always try your best to insult people.

Remember, YOU are in the minority on the issue of 'God or no God', which is fine with me. But why cant you accept others beliefs, without the tasteless comments?

Mag

2 more folks and I've Scored my 100!!!!!!

Hog

Hog congrats! I scored 100 a while back. I've seen this before in a e-mail.

Mag

Lighten up, Mike. Obviously a joking remark. Why so sensitive about this?

John

Prof? "harshes??"

Robby,

You know, like 'dude, quit harshin' my mellow'...well-known television and movie stoner phrase. Meant AS A JOKE.

John

p.s., Mike, this is not my classroom. Just like it is not your garage. So we can talk/write differently. What is so hard to understand about that?

John

p.s., Mike, this is not my classroom. Just like it is not your garage. So we can talk/write differently. What is so hard to understand about that?

John

heh, sorry, I missed that one.

John

You dont know why its tastless because Christ means nothing to you. But if you took a poll of Christians, I would wager that 100% wouldnt like your supposed humor.

Mag