OK. I have a lot of non-premium cigars that I just am not interested in anymore. I will send off 3 sets of packages to the top 3 people that send me the funniest, clean jokes. Send in all jokes to my member name at cox dot net. I will wait a week and judge the entries. I will post the winners on Tuesday, 21 October, 2003. Good luck to all that are interested.


****Remember, these are non-premium, everyday sticks.

What's an old woman smell like?

Depends....

What do Star Trek Voyager and toilet paper have in common?

The both circle Uranus searching for Klingons.



I'm out~

Wait you said to email you... D'oh.

Great Idea!

Regards,


B

E-mail sent


Happy Herf`n
Rob

Here is my entry :

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=2957108110 

Clean???

As in no profanity?

Or as in you can tell them from a church pulpit?

Email sent.

I am guessing that he means "clean" as in clean enought to post here on cbid.

I mean clean in that you should have no problem telling it in front of anyone without the "average" person getting offended. I say the "average" person because there will always be someone offended by something. I have a few entries already, so keep 'em coming.

I sent mine 🙂

got yours, wer

Sorry...I don't know any average people or clean jokes. Guess I'm out.

I got one... not sure if I told it already or not... want it here or in the email???

Hog

ohh and you can keep the Smokes but I think this one would bring tears to your Eye's if you could get a visual on it!!!

Hog

Email sent

I sent my e-mail also. Can we enter more then once?

Jason, I sent mine to your yahoo account......sorry.

Ok, peoples....I've gotten some pretty funny jokes, so far. Sonny, no problem, I forwarded it to my cox account.

Who's email ends in equifax dot com? I replied to you and it was rejected.

What Does a Kiss Taste Like?

One day a teacher had a taste test with her students.

She picked a little boy to do the first test. She
blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and
asked, "Do you know what it is?"

"No, I don't," said the little boy.

"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work."

Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room, yelled... "Spit it out! It's a piece of Ass!"


Cheers,

PT 😉
(aka... chuckler)