That's nothing Cliff. If they want to hear some real nasty stuff, they should hear some of the stuff said at our bi-weekly meeting.

(of course "bi"-weekly I mean every two weeks and not anything else)

Hey, DL! Don't be starting any rumors! Maybe we need to start meeting EVERY week for a "herf" to avoid any confusion of the term "bi-weekly" (no, it's not bi-weakly, either). I hereby announce I am a happily-married hetero having fathered 3 beautiful children (that my wife is aware of).... Say, speaking of our meetings (which we jokingly insist to our wives are "book club" meetings), aren't we due? I'll phone later. Don't forget to bring the book we are currently discussing. (Note to you fellow "herfers" out there: most novels serve as great beer coasters.)