Ed, I appreciate the offer, but I have to do all eradication projects (blue birds, chipmonks, squirrels, mice, etc) without drawing attention to my neighbor.
The guy's an 80 year old animal fanatic. He doesn't even like going fishing because he thinks it hurts the fish.
Yeah, he's flaky, but he's a great neighbor, so I don't tell him that I killed about 20 critters last year and he watches my house and does some welding for me when I need it.