Never hold your farts in.

They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that's where you get **** ideas from.

So that's what I am doing wrong. Make sure your paints aren't to tight also. When you fart you blow your shoes off.

Tim

You just explained a whole lot. I know sooo many women who hold their farts in.

"Mind if I FART!?! Its one of my habits. They have a special sections for me on airplanes"

Steve Martin, a Wild and Crazy Guy