gorob23
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22 years ago
Ok he is as big jerk as me. My eyes are still watering I was laughing os damn hard. Maddvibe you win lol the kids all ran intothe room to see what I was watching and the tv is off . lol hahahahahh What a guy, thank you bro lol
al'Thor
22 years ago
dude - if you're gonna share, then SHARE!
gorob23
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22 years ago
I'm sorry I was laughing for 5 mintues. He is going to let me experience the pleasures of a few BUC's. He wanted my snailer and I said ok but wait until you have the pass so that you can see what I have in it and then I can send you some. Will he send about 3 - 4 emails in a row. The 1st SHOWS a PIC of the smokes the next tells me that he is going to smoke them all one at a time and if I don't give him the damn snailer he is going to keep going thru them all. I guess you had to be there but on this end opening each email, when I finally gave in I sent the wrong reply and then his next says he almost cut off part of his pinky lol, I'm sorry it was and is still cracking me up lmao
gorob23
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22 years ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Ok maybe one of the kids put some funny stuff in one of my cigars but I'm sitting here just lmao hahahahahahaah
DrMaddVibe
22 years ago
My fellow BOTL, out of privacy to each and every one of you I normally wouldn't print up correspondance between us, but when I read what Rob wrote...I felt the compelling urge to share the ENTIRE thread that had him and his family worked up last night. He thinks it's funny, and I sure had fun with him doing this...Rob if you're opposed or I've done something wrong...I can call Gonz and maybe he could take my post down and send me some of those Gurka's that only guys with newborns can afford to smoke! With that short preface, I bring you The Thread...


Rob wrote: If we do the trade I can't offer you anything that I did not put in the pass I don't think. Let me get some cash flow going and we can try and get a trade going ok? Lmao you know thinking about it I have never traded with anyone. I have sent them for free and have had people send them to me without me asking (fbcoach was way out of line but I am going to dust him good)but yes I would like to try the full bucs. Tell You what if something I put in the pass is gone when it gets to you then I can send you some of what you missed out on. Anyway thanks, all is good.

I replied: I'm not looking for a trade. Sometimes I just feel like "spreading the word" and getting the name of Bucanero out there. It would be my pleasure to "pay it forward".


Rob wrote: Lol, ok but !! Lets wait until you get the pass anyway then you can take a look and tell me what you would like, it would make me feel better. They had a Buc night in Calif and I could not go, and they were selling 2 for 1, but the next time they throw a bash I am there 🙂 How does the full sail compare to the El Capitian?

I replied: I'll let you tell me. I will need your snailer...

Then because I haven't heard back from him, I send him a picture titled "Free To A Good Home" of a Salsa,Catalina,El Capitan, Full Sail,and a Peg Leg with this msg...Hand over the snailer...or I'll smoke 'em!


Rob wrote: I had to laugh ok on ONE condition ... You tell me what is in the pass that I put in, so I can send you some. And yes I know what your thinking..my friends call me all kinds of names. One says Your such an ASS why do have to be so tough. LMAO I blame the wife and kids 🙂


I replied: Is it vegetable,mineral or human?

I didn't hear from him for awhile soooo: Is it bigger than a breadbox?

Still no word back....: Is it a Corvette?

Now I'm thinking that he's thinking I'm just kidding...that's a whole lot of thinking going on!: Look, Rob...I like cigars like the next guy...but if you don't give the snailer...I'm gonna start smoking those one by one and send you pictures of the "carcasses"!

We can go the hard way or the easy way...it up to you!

Did I mention that before I had kids I was a man of no patience? Now, I have some!

So then I get a reply, but it's the same message that started off from Rob...but no snailer!: I haven't seen the pass, and I'm not Carnac the Magnificent! I'll let you know what's in it when I see it!

Eeeny--meanie--minny--moe, my mother siad to pick the very best one and that's y-o-u...say good bye to the Salsa!

Eureka! I got a reply!

Rob wrote: ok I was laughing so hard I sent ok without any info lmao My eyes are watering You win , Danm your as big an ass as I am lol, {addy witheld due to security reasons...look I'll tell you what it is if you can fork over some primos, but then I'll have to kill you!}

I replied: Now...was that so frickin' hard? Man, I almost cut the tip of my finger when I went to snip that Salsa...

Rob replied: GOOD!!!! lol.

remington850
22 years ago
This is a really great story, it started my day out on a good note (that along with a great cigar on my morning drive)

DrMaddvibeis a great BOTL just too bad we haven't been able to hookup locally.

Remington
DrMaddVibe
22 years ago
Someday my friend...someday!

I heard that there isn't going to be a cigar festival in Ybor this year...haven't heard why either.
remington850
22 years ago
Yeah that sucks the big one I was all primed to go and then they pull it out. From what I have read there were just "too many events happening during November", but there are rumors of one happening in the spring.

Is there any other events happening soon? I came very close to going the AF smoking event but decided againnst it. Day time events are ussually ok but evening ones get a big disappointed look from the better half. LOL Family time and I understand, family is important.

Remington
al'Thor
22 years ago
DMV still is in contention for my absolute favorite BOTL - this guy did the same thing to me - sending me a Buc Bomb out of nowhere - (but retaliation is so much fun...)

WTG Johann!!!
gorob23
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22 years ago
Ok I'm cracking up all over again...thank You boys Long day today with the high school football game and all, have a great Friday Rob
fbcoacho
22 years ago
"Dust the Coach's A$$". Vibe,eltea,x,please remind Rob who he's dealing with.

Coach
DrMaddVibe
22 years ago
Ya know...I KNEW I shudda blanked that out!

Rob, you won't and can't win.

fbcoacho
22 years ago
remeber Rob, i asked for your snailer,and you repield that you don't let the opponents get any advantage.......funny how COACHES seem to help another out....BBBBBBWWWWWAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!
gorob23
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22 years ago
tick tick tick pssst coach hear that sound......of course You don't!! we strike when and where we want. you think Bob Gibson EVER let a homerun hitter watchout homerun after it was hit. ANd the guy got knocked on his A** the next time up anyway. Don't dig in on me boy's...
DrMaddVibe
22 years ago
I've got Kid Rock's "Somebody's Gotta Feel This" playing right now...so....

Coach is a standup BOTL that delights in trumping WHATEVER you got. A simple trade will have you hocking your kids or pimping the wife unit. The only guy that prolly comes close is Billy, and he's a smidgin' under. Both of these guys are uberBOTL's and have done their job in mentoring to other BOTL's.

It's all about the journey so don't worry about your feelings getting bent, just remember what they do and pass it on to someone else. Live and learn...like it...give it away...it'll come back.
fbcoacho
22 years ago
Johann i need a new cd to smoke to. KidRock would do wonders,add a little Metalica,the song "Someday",POD,Ozzie,couple others i know when i hear but not the artists(have to let you know on these.

oh yeah, copy this one for Ron,Taps,Day is Done,Great Balls of Fire,Burn,Baby Burn,LMFAO.
Slimboli
22 years ago
Rally he is ...
gorob23
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22 years ago
What a mintue HE is takeing the wife AND THE KIDS yipeeeeeeeeeee oops sorry I mean "no you can't do that cough cough...hey what about the van ?!?!?
E-Chick
22 years ago
This has got to be one of the all time funniest threads in cbid history!

ROTFLOL!

Marla
gorob23
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22 years ago
Poor coach
I feel sorry for you, I mean come on you football guys don't even come out of the rain ....rally I do 🙂
be Careful who you mess with
as I hum take me out to the ball game.......
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