I said that I can "hurt" him. You offer to wager that I cannot make him "cry".
It seems we are talking about two different things.
If not, other than the #2 he is receiving, you can pick any five of the cigars I sent him as my wager.
He must list or show a photo/photos of everything he gets, including the special five-pack that were all on his special "wish list".
He is the sole judge of whether I "hurt" him, with the bomb he should receive tomorrow.
Considering that my posted reviews plainly state what I like, what are the five cigars you would be willing to put up?