smithbw
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22 years ago
Greetings All,

I would like to get at least one of these. Seems that I burned the last one that I had.

I can offer a wide variety of sticks in return. Including, but not limited to, the ones from the dark side.

Thanks for looking.



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xibbumbero
22 years ago
Wish I could help Billy,cause that would mean I had some myself. An auction just closed on that Y site for a Padron Humidor with 80 Millenniun cigars. I believe it went for a little over 2K. X
emgjet
22 years ago
Sorry Bro. Billy,

Those, I don't have.

Ed
docrks
22 years ago
Bro. Billy -

The smokes I have with the word Millenium in them say Davidoff, Ramon y Ramon and CAO (Coffin). I would have wagered large American $$$ that there were some Padron Mills in the company stores.
I assure you that this matter is not over - I will haul my Supply Sgt. in tomorrow 06:30 (Z-5) to explain this situation -- Article 15 already started on her over this incident -- Hell Hath No Fury like a man who thought he had a prize Padron - but now can't seem to find it !!!
Any of the above of interest -- I know they ain't Padron Mills - but they ain't bad.
BMW
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22 years ago
Sorry here too Billy, I've only got one left and I'm saving it for the next millenium, DOH!

Barry
jd1
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22 years ago
Hey bro; my two hounds are on it right now and if those two dachshunds can't find you a Milly nobody can! I checked my homing device around their necks and far as I can tell, they've made it to Southern Ave where I last saw our directive...I just hope their little legs can hold out for the return trip...
echo4alpha
22 years ago
Billy,

E-mail sent.

Regards,
Mike
smithbw
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22 years ago
Now This is Brotherhood! Thank you "All" for responding to my plea.

Life don't get any better than that! Even if I don't get the cigar, what matters is that everyone responded!

Mega Hooah!



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can2_jm
22 years ago
respond

ooooorah!
cruiser
22 years ago
My blind and deaf 17year old beagle is on her way the nose still works fine.Amen
docrks
22 years ago
Bro. Billy,

After exhaustive questioning of obviously confused Supply Sgt. regarding "your" missing Padron Mill - I have moved out to take the following actions:

1. Refered the matter to my legal clerk to determine which article of the MCM (Manual for Courts Martial) (2000 Edition) best suits the violation . In this case, I have asked the clerk to look at articles 92 (Failure to obey an order or regulation); 98 (noncompliance with procedural rules) article 99 (Misbehavior Before the enemy - OK this one's a stretch but it adds to the humor) or article 134 (general article).

2. Once my clerk narrows it down, I'll determine the appropriate level of infraction/punishment. I may refer charges for disposition under the UCMJ (Uniformed Code of Military Justice) for either Court Martial or "Nonjudicial Punishment" (Article 15 because it is addressed under article 15 of the MCM).

3. Then we'll have to determine that the charges will be disposed of under the Article 15 process.
I'm probably looking at a Summary Grade Article 15 --- the Company Grade takes too big of a cut out of the pay check and retirement benefits -- besides - this may really tick her off and then my Dinner and very nicely cleaned house might suffer..

It's just like a bicycle Billy -- you never forget how to do this stuff !!!! HOOAH.
smithbw
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22 years ago
Brothers Roman & Steve - You both are "Way" out there. I laughed so hard that my sides hurt...Thank you both very much!

Roman - A little advice, go easy on the supply people because "Nothing moves until they do!"

Mega Hooah!


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docrks
22 years ago
Especially since this Supply Sgt. has a wedding ring that looks identical to mine asnd my kids call her "Mom" !!!!!
smithbw
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22 years ago
xibbumbero
22 years ago
jd1
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22 years ago
LOLOLOL! My stomach hurts already! Stop STOP!
smithbw
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22 years ago
I just had to read this one again...

Roman - you are going to jail and you will not be bailed out...

I hurt soooooo much!
tonester666
22 years ago
I never read this since I did not have the gars but I am glad I did. I like this humor much better than the posts that have occurred in the recent past.
turnberry
22 years ago
Billy:
I happen to have two. And in honor of your esteemed stature and good guy status I will cover you.

Email sent.
smithbw
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22 years ago
turnberry - Woo-Hooo!

Thank You My Brother! I hope that I can offer you something in return that you are interested in.

Regards,


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