"Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy thing."

But, um... thanks for thinking of me.

Dammit Steve!! You edited Jules!

Aren't cats great bringing you gifts like this. And they are really proud of it too.

Macs family jules likes cats?

Man Rule 2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog, but queer-- it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog... 'Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Killer!' Now think about how you call a cat...'Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!' Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so queer.

But a cat an whip a dog's ass. By the my family has both and the cat is a bad ass.

I heard the cat dog relationship in any family is a mirror image of the wife/hubby

therefore Goat has no balls but his wife is well hung

^ See Man Rule #2

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No but she could whip TW's ass.

and I'd let her. she's pretty hot

I have to admit it MACS, your cat is pretty cool. Even if she is a little warped in the head.

I mean hell, she liked me, that right there says there is something wrong with her. Either that or she realized I was allergic to her and so she hung out by me to be sadistic.

Like I said, cool cat.

soooo

you like macs ****?

She likes the cigar smoke, too.

Man rules are for sissy boys who can't make their own rules. Fark that crap.

I like cats. I have one now, and I'll get another when she dies.

^ See Man Rule #2

Get a cougar when current one croaks! That would be a no-**** man-cat!

#15 - so you're saying you're a sissy boy who needs someone else to tell you how to act?

Okay.

Man rule #1a. Don't quote man rules.

^Thats a paradigm, right there.

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