Hollywood, CA (IWR Satire) - The family of Paris Hilton announced last night that they have started legal proceedings to officially change Paris Hilton's last name to Motel-6. "Look if she wants to a be a bimbo, she can have a last name that better matches her tawdry persona," said a Hilton Family spokesperson to reporters.

ROTFLMFAO,
Great post Rick.
Later
Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)

I thought they were gonna change her last name to "Quickie Mart". -- cause she's open like 7-11.

I thought it was Paris Doorknob because everyone gets a turn.

Nope, their gonna change it to Paris Shotgun - one **** and she blows!

LMAO

...or Paris McHilton - over 1 billion served.

...or Paris Pillsbury - everyone gets a poke!