Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a TEXAS GENTLEMAN are all working together one day.

They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total',

says the Genie.

The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada ..'

POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.

Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come into our precious land.'

POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

The Texan says, 'I am very curious.

Please tell me more about this wall.'

The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrou nds the country. Nothing can get in or out;

it's virtually impenetrable.'

The Texan sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer, lites a cigar, Gives the BEVO sign,

smiles and says,

'Fill it with water.'

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I pretty much vote this as my favorite email of the year....

I like that one. Seen it many moons ago but its still makes me chuckle.

Texan = mass murderer and supporter of genocide.

Victor= Idiot/ master of deception

How am I wrong/deceptive?

The joke depicts the texan killing every living person in Iraq, Iran, Palestine and Afghanistan... that kinda sounds like genocide to me. Not much different than what we tried milosovic for, or what hitler attempted....

Was that not the point of the joke? To make fun of texans for being genocidal malcontents?

^ no, you missed it. It's funny cause all the Muslims are dead...

(and the deception thing refers to your fake banning"

Well not really.... Osama was still standing next to the texan. Since he hadn't been shot yet, I can only assume that means that the texan is osama's butt-bitch.

Well... let me try this then...

Oooh! ooh! Igot one! How many jews can you fit in a crematorium???

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So a christian, a pole and a mexican were walking down the street.

Suddenly a gentleman by the name of Deus ex Machina comes by and waves his hand.

Immediately ever Christian male has been repeatedly sodomized and then decapitated.

Every Christian female has similarly been repeatedly sodomized and decapitated.

Every Christian child has been lobotimized, sterilized and put to work in Victor's diamond mines.

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Man, these jokes are GREAT!

guess you had to be there... I dunno..

Drafter, what do you expect from Vic. He's a blatant bleeding heart liberal.

I wasn't expecting anything.. just messing with him... it's all good..

I'm liberal?

Point out a single liberal thing I've said? Anything.

You like to simply categorize and pigeonhole. anyone that doesn't agree with you MUST be liberal.

Hell,I'm with you... genocide is FUNNY!!!

Can't wait to try out my new material at the holocaust museum!!

The real joke is that apparently rednecks are tougher than texans.

In one joke the evil islamic terrorist is shot immediately by the redneck.

In the other, the texan is hanging out with him, a Canadian and a Genie. (sounds like the Village People to me!!!) HAH! Texans are GAY!!!

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^ If I lived in Texas I might be offended.. lol

Hi Vickie, you're simply in the liberal pigeonhole. Come on down and walk around Texas talking like that.

Hey, I'm not the one who posted the joke. You should have issue with the original poster calling texans weak and feeble individuals bent on genocide.. (sort of a, I can't do it myself but I'll send minions thing)

I just thought it was hilarious.

Still haven't pointed out a single liberal thing I've said.

Is it the "put jews in an oven" joke? or the "sodomize christians" joke? Which one is a liberal platform?

Sorry, forgot to address you directly, Amelia.

Give me the Garden hose, I'll start!..

It's NOT genocide, it's a means to the End..

and think, 7-11's will smell better?..

Hook'um Horns!

This joke tells me that texans like show tunes.

And sailors in little caps.

But deep down they have little hitler complexes.

^OK lemme get this straight.......Texans want to kill everyone in the middle east because they smell?????