RICKAMAVEN
Saturday, May 10, 2008 2:38:00 PM
Never Never Land, NY (IWR Satire) - Last Night on Hannity and Colmes, Ann Coulter was seen sporting a full black beard, which matches her real hair color. When later questioned by Alan Colmes about her new muttonchops, Ms Coulter replied: "The beard helps protect her sensitive skin from the harmful rays of the sun.".1451343.JPG
RICKAMAVEN
Monday, May 12, 2008 9:02:00 AM
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jpotts
Monday, May 12, 2008 9:15:00 AM
I just thought I'd remind a few members of CigarBid what they said when I posted something similar:

http://www.cigarbid.com/auction/forum/forum.cfm?action=list&forumID=7&messageDisplay=0000000170468 

3. Author: xibbumbero Date: 04/18/2008 12:30 PM Reply

You're an assclown. X

4. Author: teedubbya Date: 04/18/2008 12:31 PM Reply

pretty lame

8. Author: chefmike2275 Date: 04/18/2008 02:02 PM Reply

damn its easy to make an asshat of yourself these days

9. Author: uncleb Date: 04/18/2008 03:28 PM Reply

I know. I wonder if JPotts realized he was making an asshat of himself.

12. Author: teedubbya Date: 04/18/2008 04:50 PM Reply

is this worse than saying Bush sucks butt?

*shrugging*

I just remember how upset folks got at that originally..... guess politic is blind

38. Author: Homebrew Date: 04/20/2008 09:50 AM Reply

Yay!!!!

More Nazi propaganda techniques.

Please post more.

Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)

I'm waiting for them to jump on and condemn this post as well.

teedubbya
Monday, May 12, 2008 9:17:00 AM
I do not mind the beard thing or the adams apple, but the nazi thing is pretty lame
teedubbya
Monday, May 12, 2008 9:17:00 AM
the bubble comment box is not far from comments she makes
jpotts
Monday, May 12, 2008 9:17:00 AM
^ That's one.
borndead1
Monday, May 12, 2008 9:39:00 AM
Ann Coulter = Al Franken = Michael Savage = Michael Moore = Rush Limbaugh = ....
jpotts
Monday, May 12, 2008 9:46:00 AM
^ Ahem.

All of them, except Al Franken, have been able to make a decent living in political discourse.

RICKAMAVEN
Monday, May 12, 2008 9:50:00 AM
rick accepts being called

You're an assclown.

pretty lame

damn its easy to make an ass hat of yourself these days

I know. I wonder if rick realized he was making an ass hat of himself.

rick rejects

More Nazi propaganda techniques.

Goathead50
Monday, May 12, 2008 9:52:00 AM
Rick would hit it!!
borndead1
Monday, May 12, 2008 9:52:00 AM
The beard looks good on her.
jpotts
Monday, May 12, 2008 9:56:00 AM
^ Actually, you're right.
teedubbya
Monday, May 12, 2008 9:58:00 AM
I wish she was my neighbor. I couldn't find my can openter the other day and her elbows would do the trick. And her giant man hands could help me open jars.
maddman
Monday, May 12, 2008 10:00:00 AM
now if she would just shave her underarms
borndead1
Monday, May 12, 2008 10:06:00 AM
"We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That's war. And this is war."

"My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building."

"Press passes can't be that hard to come by if the White House allows that old Arab Helen Thomas to sit within yards of the President."

LMAO!!!! Charming lady. I'd like to see a steel cage match between her and Michael Moore. Now that would be 'must see tv'.

teedubbya
Monday, May 12, 2008 10:17:00 AM
A few more

"I think the government should be spying on all Arabs, engaging in torture as a televised spectator sport, dropping daisy cutters wantonly throughout the Middle East and sending liberals to Guantanamo." Ann Coulter writing in her column on 1/12/05

"Not all Muslims may be terrorists, but all terrorists are Muslims." Ann Coulter writing in her column on 28/09/01 (she has obviously never heard of the IRA or ETA)

"[Canadians] better hope the United States does not roll over one night and crush them. They are lucky we allow them to exist on the same continent." Ann Coulter on Fox News 30/11/04

"The ethic of conservation is the explicit abnegation of man´s dominion over the Earth. The lower species are here for our use. God said so: Go forth, be fruitful, multiply, and rape the planet - it´s yours. That´s our job: drilling, mining and stripping. Sweaters are the anti-Biblical view. Big gas-guzzling cars with phones and CD players and wet bars - that´s the Biblical view." Ann Coulter 12/10/00

"When we were fighting communism, OK, they had mass murderers and gulags, but they were white men and they were sane. Now we´re up against absolutely insane savages." Ann Coulter comparing the cold war to the war on terror 16/08/04

"Perhaps we could put aside our national, ongoing, post-9/11 Muslim butt-kissing contest and get on with the business at hand: Bombing Syria back to the stone age and then permanently disarming Iran." Ann Coulter in her column 15/02/06

"I think [women] should be armed but should not vote...women have no capacity to understand how money is earned. They have a lot of ideas on how to spend it...it´s always more money on education, more money on child care, more money on day care." Ann Coulter talking on the show Politically Incorrect 26/02/01 (perhaps she would like to volunteer to give up her vote first then?)

"The thing I like about Bush is I think he hates liberals." Ann Coulter in the Washington Post 8/1/00

borndead1
Monday, May 12, 2008 10:35:00 AM
"The swing voters -- I like to refer to them as the idiot voters because they don't have set philosophical principles. You're either a liberal or you're a conservative if you have an IQ above a toaster."

What a crock. I am quite "liberal" about some things and quite "conservative" about others. This mentality is what I hate so much about loudmouths like Coulter, Franken, Moore, etc. The need to pigeonhole Americans into 1 of 2 categories. These people chain themselves to a strict set of rules and criticize whoever does not agree.

GreenWolf70
Monday, May 12, 2008 10:47:00 AM
For someone who keeps being referred to as a homosexual, you have some kind of fixation on Ann Coulter. Does she have a restraining order on you, is that your beef?

jackconrad
Monday, May 12, 2008 10:50:00 AM
Do you mean she's not really a Blonde ?
teedubbya
Monday, May 12, 2008 10:53:00 AM
ricka gets refered to as a homosexual?