Dear Abby,

My boyfriend is not happy with my mood swings. The other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big **** red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.

Sincerely,

Bitchy in Boston

It is a good thing I wasn't drinking something when I read that!

ROTFLMFAO,

What a great way to start my day.

Great Post

Thanks

Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)

... oh man... now that's funny.

......no kidding ! good post ! been there / am there . got a wife with mood swings like Syble

We're talkin 20 some years ago...why'd you dig up that letter I sent her?

Yeah, but since then, we've moved to California, gotten married, and yes, he bought me the diamond.

Hormonal in Heat...

What Homie said.

I'd LOVE to read Abby's reply! ROTFLMFAO!

hmmmm wouldn't diamonds leave a bigger mark on his forehead? diamonds are supposed to be hard right? 🙂 hmmmmm Clive darling where's that diamond you promised me hehe

Actually, when I first saw the title of this thread, I thought someone had posted some John Prine Lyrics. I love Prines Music, but he would appreciate the joke as well.

Later

Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)

LMAO!!!!!! I Love it!!!

hog

^ I just can't stand the thought that someone may have missed this one.

Thanks Coda, I did in fact miss it.

Priceless.

homebrew: in addition to some bombing payback, i made a cd mix of JP songs that i'll have out to you in about a week, bro. i love that guy's songs!

Had a X-wife that was like that, but instead she used an ice pic....

^ (Just one more time, I promise.)

how did you spell the F word again?