Grey
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Thursday, May 29, 2008 4:16:00 PM
I got home today and found a nice box from Angus for our PIF. Great stuff and it included a bar of Dark Chocolate which I barely held in my hands before my wife snatched it away and declared victory. This reminded me of how she did the same thing as when Rob tagged me (Still not thrilled about that, btw and you will be hit back) and there were Hot Tamales in there. This made me start thinking....

What if instead of hitting each other, we *ahem* hit each other's wives?

Don't let Goat read in to that.

To make an example, we could do a PIF thread or 1-1 trade and the traders only send items of interest for the target's wife. I did this for nine in my newbie trade and he's apparently never lived it down as she now has a bright orange Broncos shirt to tease him with. Obviously, sending cigars would be secondary and not required as the primary target may not even like cigars.

The goal? The goal is obvious. To garner brownie points. Anyone who is married could play and the result would be wives who may be less unhappy with our constant cigar bombs. To drive the point home, we could even address the packages to the victim's wife.

Thoughts? Good? Bad? Unneeded? I'm smoking crack?

niteorday
Thursday, May 29, 2008 5:57:00 PM
dude, keep smokin crack, the idea is fantastic, not only could I be a hero for at least two minutes, but would get a little less grief for hoggin the dial-up
angus13
Thursday, May 29, 2008 6:01:00 PM
^^ Dial-up?????

Oh Wow... seems out Bra' needs... enlightenment... (just ribbin ya there) ;0p

sounds like a good idea though, but I am out of that one, just me and I here...

Angus---

niteorday
Thursday, May 29, 2008 6:03:00 PM
I live out in the stix with the turkeys
angus13
Thursday, May 29, 2008 6:53:00 PM
some good eatin' there!!!!!!!
Grey
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Thursday, May 29, 2008 7:05:00 PM
Alright, I'll give it a start and we can do it as a PIF, how does that sound?

Who wants to make my wife happy?

(handle)ATdimDOTcom

niteorday
Thursday, May 29, 2008 7:13:00 PM
?.........I'm skeered
niteorday
Thursday, May 29, 2008 7:16:00 PM
I'm skeered to go first..........what if my wifey catches me sendin sumthin to another woman.........I'm skeered
niteorday
Thursday, May 29, 2008 7:33:00 PM
ems
simmons_j_m
Thursday, May 29, 2008 7:38:00 PM
This could get ugly quick... not wives getting ugly, but "who wants to please my wife?" I can only please ONE woman... hehehe... good luck gentlemen and Godspeed.

- J

Grey
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Thursday, May 29, 2008 9:07:00 PM
OK, I got my terminology a little bass aackwards there cause I was trying to be cheeky with the phrase. What I -should- have said is, "Who's wife can I please?"

Having asked, niteorday volunteered his woman so she's going to get something interesting here in a couple days.

To allay fears, we can lay some rules:

1) you volunteer your woman as a target and post email. Volunteer bombardier steps up, assumes position and info is exchanged. Bombardier moves forward with volunteering his/her OWN partner/wife/husband/gay or lesbian lover, just like a normal PIF.

2) Like Fight Club, we do not talk about how we've set up the other half as a target.

3) You do not talk about Fight Club.

4) Cigars are NOT primary and ONLY to be sent at the whim of the sender. The primary target(s) are usually women so find out what they like before you send lilac soap that they're allergic too.

5) Participation: You can only volunteer your S.O. once every 3 weeks. Much more often than that and they'll come to expect it and then you're in for a world of hurt when you forget.

6) You DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB.

ok, any questions? It's in niteorday's court to ask for a volunteer.

niteorday
Thursday, May 29, 2008 9:47:00 PM
dam...........what have I got myself into ? Oh, grey, how do we explain the hit if we can't talk about fight club ? Anyway, grey is gonna try to satisfy my wife ?! Good luck, Oh, wait, that's right, I almost forgot, everything is wonderful to her unless it was my idea. Ok, which one of you brave botl is gonna have me hit your sweetie ? [email protected]
Grey
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Friday, May 30, 2008 8:24:00 AM
Just don't let your wife know she's about to be bombed. heheh
niteorday
Friday, May 30, 2008 8:41:00 AM
ok, but how do I explain why I won't come out of the woods ?
angus13
Friday, May 30, 2008 8:58:00 AM
tell her you are spending some quality time with the livestock... ;0p
niteorday
Friday, May 30, 2008 9:31:00 AM
dam
Bookers
Friday, May 30, 2008 12:49:00 PM
Hmmmm OK Im game GREY I wanna make your wife happy!

[email protected]

Bookers
Friday, May 30, 2008 12:53:00 PM
ok I guess I missed one. Niteorday email me @ [email protected]

Get the info to Hit my sweetie. dang that doesnt even sound right lol

angus13
Friday, May 30, 2008 1:12:00 PM
Y'all sound dirty...

this is more like a swingers thread... LOL

Bookers
Friday, May 30, 2008 1:51:00 PM
Yeah I guess youre right Angus but we are keeping it clean 🙂 No one gets my baby :-0 but me!

Gotta love it get the wives involved! Nice move Grey