You still alive and kickin' out there in dem darn woods!!!

HeHeHeHeHe

Angus---

^^ AKA Niteorday...

for those not in the know...

LOL

Boy ol boy... the turkey got stuffed!

- J

Again he got spanked?? I just got him too. I heard he is bunkered in.

maybe he is not back from getting the mail yet. after all he is in KY. I hear it is a 5 mile walk up hill both ways to the mailbox out yonder...

that away --) somewhere... or is it (-- that way or maybe ^... eh who knows... maybe the trukeys ate him...

LOL

Busa, to answer ya... Of Course he did.... LMFAO!!!!!!!!

Agggh !.........pfffffffft.............pfffffffft.......can't breathe.......can't breathe........dam feathers. Feathers ??......Oh!!!!!!!....Oh!!!!!!!........What's this ???????......Oh!!!!!!Noooooooooo!.........Noooooooo!.......What have you done ??????.....Turkey Death !!!!!!!.......Noooooo!....I...can't....talk...now......too overcome.......I'll get you for this ! YOU HEAR !...I'LL GET YOU !!!!!!!

Turkey dirge is done. Two dead and buried, rest in peace brother turkeys. Three wounded, but still gobbling. The rest are clamoring for hamburger. Angus hamburger. When the time is right I will unleash them to wreak their havoc. Has been a difficult evening, but things are looking up. Beneath the blood, gore, and feathers, I found a very fine package of smokes, including....

RP Fusion toro...never had, but gone now, quite tasty

AF torp...looks like sun grown ?

Padilla Hybrid

FG Capas torp...never had, looks tasty

Castle Hall church...haven't had one in 3 or 4 years...the cello is turning yello...niiice !

VS double nickel corojo robusto...never had

Royal Jamaica Park Lane...used to buy the originals by the box...can't wait

PI...big and fat ?

A Mano Fundadores...never heard of

Ashton matches...cool

Many many thanks kind sir for your generous RAOK, rest assured my turkeys will get their revenge...gobble..gobble

the Torp is an AF King B... I believe it is from the Don Carlos line...

As for the turkeys seeking revenge for their lost brethren... bring it!!!!!! LOL

angus---

grrrrrrrrrrrrrr..........gobble..gobble.........grrrr!

Carl--I see you got hit again...At least it was a good selection. Hopefully no birds or peppers were injured.

two dead...three injured......send flowers care of me in The Woods

I will get a "Dead Turkey Care Bomb" together. How does that sound???

Sounds skeery........a bomb that cares......thank you, but the turkeys request you respect this period of mourning.

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That was my minute of silence for the OL'mighty Turkey.

Mourning???? What fun is that... better just to take em all out so no one has to suffer anymore... mwahahahahaha!

- J

Ehhhhh!!!! what can a few turkeys do anyways.... Nada, but fill my tummy with something yummy in Nov... LOL

Gobble.....Gobble.....Gobble !........Hear that ? The turkeys are laughing.......TRITWLTAO.......Turkeys rolling in the woods laughing their asses off ! And they will get the last laugh !

Some of these Crazy Farmers put razorblades in the claws and the Turkey go crazy on you until you are Angus...I mean ground meat.