When tweetle beetles fight,

it's called a tweetle beetle battle.

And when they battle in a puddle,

it's a tweetle beetle puddle battle.

AND when tweetle beetles battle with paddles in a puddle,

they call it a tweetle beetle puddle paddle battle.

AND...

When beetles battle beetles in a puddle paddle battle

and the beetle battle puddle is a puddle in a bottle...

...they call this a tweetle beetle bottle puddle paddle battle muddle.

AND...

When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles

and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles...

...they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle

bottle paddle battle.

AND...

...BOILER BETTER FRICKIN' DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

three free fleas flew.

While these fleas flew,

freezy breeze blew.

Freezy breeze made

these three trees freeze.

Freezy trees made

these trees' cheese freeze.

That's what made these

three free fleas sneeze.

Hee hee.....GIT 'ER!!!

Tammy

Angus---

Don't make me declare war on Michigan again! The Indiana Chapter has just been itchin' fer a brawl. We may be few, but what we lack in numbers, we make up for in brians! Yup, we shore is aready ter fight! Brang it on, Mittensitzers, b-rrrrang it on!!!

and no, we do not have any members named Brian! I figured I should spell that out for those of you from up north...

In case you didn't read the first post, I just sent an RAOK your way. You'll know when it hits because there will be a sudden flash of light, a deafening booming sound, and half of your domicile will be vaporized.

If in there you hear the angels singing or see pearly gates, then I sent too much.

"The Indiana Chapter has just been itchin' fer a brawl."

Itching? I think prednisone would take care of that. If it's a rash, you might want to consult a doctor...

;-)

Careful, I was actually called "the meanest person in City Hall" today in a public meeting...so it must be true. (Story posted in Misc section here)

WT.

Be careful, She means it guys! I actually know two Brians from Indiana.

c3s

Feel free to pile on...er...join in. Yeah, that's it! Join in!

Pottsy, what have you done???

Don't make me declare war on Michigan again! The Indiana Chapter has just been itchin' fer a brawl. We may be few, but what we lack in numbers, we make up for in brians! Yup, we shore is aready ter fight! Brang it on, Mittensitzers, b-rrrrang it on!!!

and no, we do not have any members named Brian! I figured I should spell that out for those of you from up north...

Don't forget about the Mississippi Chapter!

Welcome, fishyisgonnakickyerbuttsandtakeyersmokesguitarman! I am happy to stand with you!

um, you were taking our side, right?????

Anyone else care to join in?

c3s

And no, you do not owe me any smokes. The best part about declaring war are the peace talks we will have to hold at some point. Since FGM graciously committed his troops to the fight, he will have to attend the negotiations as well!