What have you done??

Chief home minding own business, swallowing heap beer. Squaw go to town, get mail. Her come back, say 'Chief, who this Shovelgrrl? Why she send you expensive cigars and necklace of priceless Chili Beads?'

Oops!

Chief backpedal, talk heap smooth, heap fast. Make eyebrows move like John Belushi in 'Blues Brothers'. Then, put on Chili Bead Necklace, and Squaw just MELTS...SAY 'Oh! Chief!!'

There Medicine in the Chili Bead Necklace, all right!

How you get address to Chief's teepee?? Never mind. Chief use superior powers of seduction and soon figure it out...

L to R: Fuente Gran Reserva, Opus X, Oliva series O, Don Lino Africa, Joya De Nicaragua, Pinon Nut Coffee (wtf, Chief love coffee!), Priceless Chili Bead Necklace (oh, baby!), CAO America, Greycliff Crystal, Perdomo vintage '91, Macanudo, Don Diego big corona.

Not a cigar here I've tried before! All 'firsts'!

The Joya de N looks to have heap age. And we always have heap 4th July Party, so CAO will be perfect, then. And Shovelgrrl, how you know Chief is coffee addict? Prefer it to meth, heap!

As for Priceless Chili Bead Necklace...well, Chief has already discovered that necklace have heap medicine. Make Chief irresistible to ALL SQUAWS! When wearing, Chief must move about heap sneaky, heap quiet. Move only at night. Hide in bushes, trees, and tall grasses to avoid roving bands of squaws who now hunt Chief for his DNA.

What a great surprise, Shovelgrrl!

Chief not worthy!

sorry for bad photo, looks like lens has beer on it.

Chief need glasses !

Nice hit SHOVE!

uh, whats that in the bottom right of the picture. You roll your own cigars?

Great hit Beth......

Charlie

Chief most deserving. Enjoy. Just remember, use beads wisely, otherwise could get heap trouble. Not shovelgrrl's fault if Chief careless with power beads...

Also, I did not include whatever what white thing is, nor the diaper upon which the objects are displayed....

Good one!!!

Just curious how much land those beads were worth?

I have a big bag full of all sorts and styles of wampum then if they are valueable

Blue eyes give gift freely. Shovelgrrrl no steal land from Big Chief- (Shovelgrrrl might be interested in permission to fly fish on land, but no steal anything, and either catch and release or share fish with Chief)

#1---Chief home minding own business, swallowing heap beer.

...from the looks of the photo, that's fairly obvious really.

Is that a doobie there on the bottom right? LOL

^^^^Just to be clear, that was NOT included in the box. However, that would explain the focus on Chief's photo...

Hey, I gots no problem with dat...LOL

That is not doobie, that is exotic white chili bean pod. It has special powers. White Chili Bean so strong Chief not able to focus camera or hold onto beer. Sorry Chief.

Nice hit Shovelgrlll! Great selection.

Eric

Shovel, #6,

That NOT DIAPER!! That one of Chief's ceremonial blankets!

Big Chief have heap cigars, pretty beads for ass, and strong medicine in little white cigar!

madspackler, '...exotic white chili power-bean pod...'

Chief like THAT one!!

Chief make Owl Stew and wear ceremonial beads to get much power...women beware

Charlie

Sure? I could swear I saw Chief sitting by the side of the road in nothing but the diaper and the beads, and smoking cigars...I must be mistaken...

Was Big Chief playing with his Tom Tom?

Charlie

^^^^I didn't think I was allowed to discuss THAT in mixed company...I've been getting in trouble lately for non-PG discussions...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA