Cavallo
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Wednesday, February 11, 2004 12:44:00 AM
thought you'd like this one. 🙂

A very pushy atheist professor was teaching a college class, and he told the class that he was going to prove that God did not exist.

He said, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform and onto my a$$. I'll give you 15 minutes!"

Ten minutes went by. He kept taunting God, saying, "Here I am, God. I'm just waiting for you to knock me off this platform!"

He got down to the last couple of minutes and a U.S. Army Gulf War veteran newly registered in the class walked up to the professor, hit him full force in the face, and sent him flying from his platform.

The professor struggled up, bloody of nose and obviously shaken and yelled, "Why the hell did you do that?!"

The veteran shrugged and replied, "God was busy, so He sent me!"

Liz62803
Wednesday, February 11, 2004 5:05:00 AM
AMEN! 🙂
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Tuesday, February 17, 2004 8:14:00 AM
topped since usahog's back 🙂
Cavallo
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Tuesday, February 17, 2004 8:14:00 AM
topped since usahog's back 🙂
Homebrew
Tuesday, February 17, 2004 8:49:00 AM
Here is anotherone, that I believe Russell will enjoy.

ACHOOOOOOOOO!

They walked in tandem, each of the ninety-three

students filing into the

already crowded auditorium. With rich maroon gowns

flowing and the

traditional caps, they looked almost as grown up as

they felt. Dads

swallowed hard behind broad smiles, and moms freely

brushed away tears.

This class would not pray during the commencements

----- not by choice

but because of a recent court ruling prohibiting it.

The principal and

several students were careful to stay within the

guidelines allowed by

the ruling. They gave inspirational and challenging

speeches, but no one

mentioned divine guidance and no one asked for

blessings on the graduates or their families.

The speeches were nice, but they were

routine.......until the final speech received a

standing ovation.

A solitary student walked proudly to the microphone.

He stood still and silent for just a moment, and then,

it happened. All 92 students, every single one of

them, suddenly SNEEZED!!!!

The student on stage simply looked at the audience and

said, "GOD BLESS

YOU, each and every one of you!" And he walked off

stage...

The audience exploded into applause. The graduating

class found a unique way to invoke God's blessing on

their future with or without the court's approval.

Isn't this a wonderful story? Pass it on to all your

friends.........and GOD BLESS YOU!!!!

Enjoy

Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)

Charlie
Tuesday, February 17, 2004 9:09:00 AM
Great story! LMAO

Charlie