This is an actual shrunken head that is in the Anthropology museum at Penn State. I have a few more pictures of these. There is a whole case of them (probably about 5 or 6 of them total).

Lady T

Betelgeuse: Pardon me. Did you do that?

[points to explorer with shrunken head]

Betelgeuse: That's very nice work. Let me ask you something. How do you get them so sma... Hey, there goes Elvis! Yo, King!

[as the doctor looks away, Betelgeuse switches numbers]

Betelgeuse: Well, looks like I'm next. Good thing, too. I gotta do a photo shoot for GQ in about an hour and a half. Yeah, they've been after me for months. Doin' some underwear deal. I don't know what...

[the witch doctor sprinkles some powder on Betelgeuse's head; it starts shrinking]

Betelgeuse: [voice getting higher as head gets smaller] Whoa, hey! What are you doing? Hey, stop it! Hey, you're messing up my hair! C'mon! Whoa! Whoa! Stop it! *Whoa!*... Hey, this might be a good look for me.

C&P

So a missionary sees this hot looking witch doctor woman in the jungle. He's been in the jungle for a long time and he really wants to get something going with her. He approaches her and asks he if she would accompany him for dinner. She says no. He says ok, how about a little head.........

What pisses me of is that this thing is dead, it's shrunken, it's old, and it still has more hair than I do.

Come to think of it, so does an egg.

so does a WHAT?

Nice picture. I'm always up for a little head first thing in the morning.

Oh yeah. I said it.

Head shrinking instructions for display purposes only:

Procure head donor. Cut off donor's head. Make incision halfway up back of scalp. Slip entire face and scalp off skull like rubber mask. Sew incision back up. Fill head pouch with hot sand. Bury in hot sand. Repeat sand process until head reaches desired size.

He said that

Ooo eee,ooo ah ah ting tang

Walla walla, bing bang

Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang

Walla walla bing bang...

Ooo eee ,ooo ah ah ting tang

Walla walla ,bing bang

Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang

Walla walla bing bang

^^^^Oh, friggin' great, now I'll have THAT song running through my head all day....

That is some weird stuff right there. I have never in my life seen a shrunken head.

Put a little body on it and it would look like one of those toy trolls.

Oh, you mean......

No, I didn't say anything.

Did you take one home with you?

No, unfortunately, I'm not allowed to have one. 😞 But they are pretty neato. What really scared the crap out of me was the huge snake skin they have hanging up a few feet away from this case. I first saw it out of the corner of my eye and it scared the crap out of me....lol. I have a picture of it too. I can't remember how long it is though. I'll post it too.

Lady T

As long as it wasn't storming when you seen the snakeskin

I'd hit it

Goathead

Great!

Lady Tok get to post a pic of someone giving head to someone at Penn State but I can't post the pics of the Florida State girls doing the same!

There's no justice!