big chief
Saturday, June 28, 2008 4:16:00 PM
A gaddam endless supply of these things. It Chief's Curse.1548129.jpg
JDELLLL
Monday, June 30, 2008 4:52:00 AM
Chief, stop messing around with gophers and get back to your campaign for Pres.
jackconrad
Monday, June 30, 2008 4:52:00 AM
breakfast
tigerrose01
Monday, June 30, 2008 5:00:00 AM
I hear they have really tender filets...might not want to get rid of your food source so quickly. Food prices are really going out the top of the teepee lately!
Goathead50
Monday, June 30, 2008 5:01:00 AM
GOPHER STEW

6 lbs. gopher meat (a gopher is a land turtle)

1/4 lb. salt pork, cubed

3 Spanish onions, diced

5 stalks celery, diced

1 bell pepper, diced

3 (16 oz.) cans sliced tomatoes

10 c. water

2 datil peppers, whole

Salt and pepper to taste

3 potatoes, cubes

5 tbsp. brown flour

1/2 c. water

Clean gopher meat well and drain. Fry down salt pork in a large cast iron pot. Add meat and brown. Remove meat, drain on paper towels. Add onions, celery and bell pepper to salt pork grease and saute until tender. Add tomatoes and a little water if needed and cook down to a pulp on low heat for about 2 hours. Add gopher meat, 10 cups water and datil peppers and salt and pepper to taste. Cook about 1 1/2 hours or until meat is tender. Add potatoes the last 30 minutes of cooking. Mix brown flour with water in a glass jar and shake vigorously. Bring stew to a boil and thicken with flour mixture. Serve over UNCLE BEN'S® rice.

BROWN FLOUR:

1 cup flour

Place flour in a cast iron skillet on low heat and stir continuously until brown, being careful not to burn it.

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GOPHER LOUIE SALAD

2 c. cubed gopher, cooked,

Lettuce leaves

Endive 8 tomato wedges

2 hard boiled eggs

20 black olives

8 lemon wedges

LOUIE DRESSING: 1 c. mayonnaise 2 tbsp. parsley 2 tbsp. chili sauce 1 tbsp. catsup 1 tbsp. Worcestershire sauce 1 tbsp. A-1 sauce Combine all ingredients for Louie Dressing. Chill until needed. Arrange lettuce and endive on chilled salad plates. Place gopher on greens. Garnish with tomato wedges, hard cooked eggs, olives and lemon wedges. Spoon Louie Dressing over gopher. Serves 4.

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Baked Gopher Nuggets

YUM! -"Two Forks Up!!" ....Edna Cook

A real kid pleaser! Adults will enjoy this recipe for a tasty appetizer, too! Serve warm with your favorite dipping sauces if desired.

INGREDIENTS

3 gophers, skinned and cooked

1 cup Italian seasoned bread crumbs

1/2 cup grated Parmesan cheese

1 teaspoon salt

1 teaspoon dried thyme

1 tablespoon dried basil

1/2 cup butter, melted

DIRECTIONS

Preheat oven to 400 degrees F (200 degrees C).

Cut gopher into pieces. In a medium bowl, mix together the bread crumbs, cheese, salt, thyme and basil. Mix well. Put melted butter/margarine in a bowl or dish for dipping.

Dip gopher pieces into the melted butter/margarine first, then coat with the breadcrumb mixture. Place well coated gopher pieces on a lightly greased cookie sheet in a single layer, and bake in the preheated oven for 20 minutes.

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Coconut Gopher

1 1/2 lb cubed gopher nuggets

1/2 c all-purpose flour

1/2 c cornstarch

1 T salt

1/2 T white pepper

2 T vegetable oil

1 c ice water

oil for deep frying

2 c short shredded coconut

1/2 c orange marmalade

1/4 c Grey Poupon country mustard

1/4 c honey

3-4 drops Tabasco sauce

Wash gopher nuggets, dry well on paper towels. Set aside.

In a bowl, mix all dry ingredients for batter. Add 2T oil & ice water.

Stir to blend. To fry: heat oil to 350 in deep fryer or electric

skillet. Spread coconut on a flat pan a little at a time, adding

more as needed. Dip gopher in batter, then roll in coconut.

Fry in hot oil until lightly browned, about 4-5 minutes.

Bake at 300 5 minutes to finish cooking of the gopher.

Serve with sweet & sour sauce or the following sauce: Combine

marmalade, Grey Poupon mustard, honey & Tabasco sauce to taste.

Boss
Monday, June 30, 2008 6:04:00 AM
how dare a gopher

disrupt the natural order

of a man's lawn

Thunder.Gerbil
Monday, June 30, 2008 7:14:00 AM
RE #5-

Goat,

I find something mildly disturbing about the fact that you own a catering businuess and you have a seemingly endless supply of cooked rodent and varmit recipies at your fingertips.

Goathead50
Monday, June 30, 2008 7:18:00 AM
Bobcat too.
grmcooper
Monday, June 30, 2008 7:18:00 AM
^^^He is a Texican!
Goathead50
Monday, June 30, 2008 7:19:00 AM
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
surfish1961
Monday, June 30, 2008 7:25:00 AM
Anybody remember the cartoon about the two gophers as Indians in kind of like an "F Troop" spoof?
Goathead50
Monday, June 30, 2008 7:27:00 AM
Yeah "Go Go Gophers".
Goathead50
Monday, June 30, 2008 7:27:00 AM
^^On the Underdog show.
big chief
Monday, June 30, 2008 7:38:00 AM
goat, #5,

Gopher nuggets?? Would take several buckets full of these gaddam things to make meal even for skinny Indian. Heap bah!!

Surffish, yeah, Chief has been subjected to several 'GoGo Gopher' cartoons--much grins!

shovelgrrrl
Monday, June 30, 2008 7:42:00 AM
Chief - Get yourself an Australian cattledog, also known as a Queensland Blue Heeler, mine eats gophers, moles, rodentia of every sort, plus the cicada bugs when they come out of the ground, gypsy moths in the worm stage, and pretty much everything else...I had the only yard with no gypsy moth damage when I lived in Oregon...and only one with no mole damage now.
sw48362
Monday, June 30, 2008 7:45:00 AM
There's a Hollywood actor that'll give you big bucks for them, if delivered alive....lol!
big chief
Monday, June 30, 2008 7:45:00 AM
Shovel, Chief have heap hunting dog: Standard Poodle. Secret is out, now, heap trouble, sure...
Goathead50
Monday, June 30, 2008 7:47:00 AM
Osiyo chief. By the sounds of it you could have a buckett full pretty soon.
tonycsmoke
Monday, June 30, 2008 12:54:00 PM
I said freeze gopher