Bill Clinton, George Bush, a beautiful blonde and an elderly wpman were riding a train together. Teh train goes through a long dark tunnel and when it comes out the other side Bill has a red slap mark on his face.

Here's what they are all thinking:

Bill: George must have gotten fresh with that blonde and she slapped me, thinking I did it!!!

Blonde: Bill must have gotten fresh with that old lady, thinking it was me, and she slapped him!!

Old lady: Won't he ever learn... Bill must have gotten fresh with that blonde and she slapped him!




George W.: I hope we go through another tunnel soon... so I can slap him again!!

I swear I was in the politics board when I posted this!! But, I will add that they were smoking La Luna African Fuertes to make the post applicable to the board. Great smoke... need more!