While at the hospital, my sister saw Yao Ming in the same area as my mom was. No idea why he was there, but that guy is huge! You can see him in the background standing just inside a room.

What kind of rice was he brought-up on??

LONG grain rice

OH NO! EET'S GODZIRRAA!! RUN FO YOUR RRRIFE!!

One ticket to hell, please.

^ dude. If you are going to do a cultural/racial joke at least get the country right.

Yao Ming is from China not Japan.

For punishment you must smoke a Swisher Sweet!

Apologies all around. I should have said....

Me Chinese, me play joke, me put beetles in your smoke.

I haven't had a swisher in YEARS.... like since I was 14 or 15. My tastes have gotten slightly better since then.

I'm still pretty sure I have that one-way ticket to Hell though.

YO

Yao Ming...isn't that the new CAO deal on CI?

Isn't he like

Nine!!!!

Feet tall?

Yao Ming has syphilis?

YO?

"10. Author: andytv Date: 07/08/2008 08:10 AM Reply

Yao Ming has syphilis? "

What's that supposed to mean? I hope it wasn't a joke about my mom.