I have a 16 year old slightly used male child.
He's management material. He knows everything.
He's a cross between C3-PO and Alex Linz.
A regular nightowl that won't be seen until 1:30-3:30 in the afternoon.
A real linguistic manipulator that would paint Perry Mason in a corner and leave him to dry.
Proficient at dog walking, litter box cleaning/changing, storing dirty clothes,conducting scientific research with dirty dishes in a controlled environment under his bed and overall cheery demeanor that only a wolverine would find unattractive.
Don't miss this opportunity to have the real deal. Don't settle for imitations.
I realize that this one is older than yours, but in order to make a deal of this magnitude happen (because I like you!) then if you were to throw in a box of Torano Exodus' or Bucanero Full Sails we'd call it even.
Don't delay, order now and we'll also send these fine Ginsu Steak knives. They slice, dice and make julian fries. If you ever find the need to sever a head off of a former wife or cut down a redwood tree these would work too without dulling...see how they cut through this concrete block and then gently filets this goldfish...its like magic!
ORDER NOW!
