Mamma mia, perfection !!!

See.........this is the bad part about being over thirty and in bad shape.......girls like this never pay any attention to you.

Now....excuse me while I go and masturbate.

I'd hit it

She could use MY pole!

sweet jesus

This girl was posted all over the place a year or so ago....I think that means she's most certainly "legal" now. 🙂

(hint: Just google "hot pole vaulter" and *badabing*)

"badabing" was just an expression...don't actually google "badabing." Ok. Thanks. Buh bye.

Sorry guys, that picture was taken while Alison Stokke was still in high school.

Fortunately for us, she attends Cal these days.

There are a ton of amazing figures who are female pole vaulters. Here are a couple

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505/album96/yelena-isinbayeva80401.jpg 

http://www.mannpill.com/images/stories/content/images/shaolinmonk/women/yelena/yelena-intro.jpg 

http://49th-parallel.blogspot.com/2008/03/lots-of-interest-in-female-pole.html 

See.........this is the bad part about being way over forty, short, bald, and in bad shape.......girls like this can't keep their hands off of you. ... We'll going in for round two!

Wow . . .

I'm thinking she has a deep seeded, "long **** fetish" and she wants to jump (or vault) on it.

VN

She's at Cal State Berkley now....I should check their track and field schedule, test out my 450mm power zoom lens on my DSLR - LOL

^ they won't let you in the bleachers either, huh?

Allison Stokke

#13 - Maybe I should loose the trench coat, whadda ya think ?

I avoided clicking on this thread earlier today because I thought it was probably gay porn.

Now that I see what it is...

Wow. Just: Wow.

My wife has asked me on a number of occasions, what my "type" is. I've told her I don't really have one, depends on the girl, depends on my mood, etc.

F'it. I just figured out my type.

ScottHar

#2 What, you don't own a firearm? Pretty soon you have to demand attention, if you can't create it. Sheesh.

BTW, over 30? Bah! I turn 45 in Sept. What's worse is when they start paying attention to you again.

"Sir, can I get that door for you?"

"Would you like help getting those groceries to your car?"

"Oh look, isn't that cute? He still has his own teeth."

and finally

"Do the people who run the home know where you are?"

#16 I have to think that if other animals could talk, only humans would ask that question. The woman you promised to love, cherish, etc. until death do you part, mother of your children (as far as you know) has to ask what your type is.

Um...didn't you already make that call (you know, along with that entire incredible bull**** story about meeting her at church, being part of the same team that washed the leftover communion hosts, converted the service's offerings to Euros and clapped the kneeling cushions after church or whatever that whole story was about)?

I think if my wife ever asked me what my type was, I'd look at her and tell her I sudddenly realized it was someone completely different than her, and now that I see that, I'm going to file for divorce. Then again, she knows my sense of humor runs a bit to the cruel side at times, which may be why she has never asked that question of me.

^Sounds like she must be your type!

(BTW, totally agree on the "what's your type" thing. AND chicks get irate when it doesn't occur to us to ask the question back at them. Frankly, I don't care what my wife's type is. I'm just gonna assume it's me -- or I'm "close enough." If it's not me, that's useful info for us both, too, right?)

ScottHar

^LOL...........What if it's you just on Sat. & Sun.?