........came in the mail yesterday. It looked like an "Amazon" box.

More books I figured.

Nope.

The return addressee was one "Scott HarXXXX"........and in the box was:

A bottle of fine wine (I LOVE wine!)

Six VERY good cigars

A flight coupon of some sort (haven''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''t got that one figured out yet)

Some DVDs......"COPs" and "Snakes ona Plane" (can''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''t WAIT to watch that one).

and................

Playboy Mansion stationary.........which I can''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''t WAIT to use to send notes to my kids'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' school.

THANKS Scott............very nice stuff!

P.S.

I got another package in the mail, but it was just a camera battery........this stuff was way better.

Damn. I thought this was going to be another joke about SvenR's mama.

Another victim, LOL.

Nice work Scott!

-JT

Scott is whoopin' up on some people....

Good, good, good--it not get any better than this...

WTF is up with all of those apostrophes???

andytv was heap drunk this weekend........big pow wow at father's place.

^topped.

Scott, I lost your email address, else I would have thanked you offline.

WTG ScottHar!!!

Very welcome, Andy! (As I said, it was a small thanks for the amazing smokes & story you shared when Phoebe was born.)

The "flight coupon" is actually a voucher so you can charter a jet. Okay, maybe not an entire charter... It covers the first $500 -- the remaining $40,000 is up to you, but... Hey! It's $500!*

ScottHar

*I got this in a "goodie bag" from a screening a while back and I got everyone I knew from the screening to pledge their voucher to me. We were on the verge of having enough "freebie" vouchers to charter a jet to Vegas when the PR rep from the charter company called me in a panic and said I was "subverting the intention of the voucher" (i.e. not spending tens of thousands of dollars on a plane).

I figure Andy will get creative and be able to talk them into something (maybe charter the jet for, like, two minutes? That's plenty of time to join the mile-high club!)