Fun facts from the InfectionControlCenter

During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.

In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.)

An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

Annually you will shake hands with 36 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.

At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.

HAVE A GREAT DAY...

.and wash your damn hands!

In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

That's nothing. I swallowed 2 of them (flys), on purpose, last friday while we were drinking beers outside. Hey... they got in my beer. What was I supposed to do?

I swallowed a bee once that landed in my beer. He stung me a few times, got hard to breath... thought I might die or have to give myself a tracheotomy ....

I like the part about the women masturbating.

I definately have to shake more women hands...

Note to Noobs: Do not sniff AndyTv's Finger

That's odd. I thought there were only 11 women in the entire country that would admit to masturbating. Would it be rude of me to sniff my fingers after shaking hands with a woman?

in japan, we bow...i am below average on the masturbated handshakes.

NINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I hate it when some fuqing pig sits down to pinch off a loaf and doesn't even wash his hands afterwards...disgusting. And 2/3 of you guys do this!!

8. Author: burgess_b Date: 08/05/2008 12:50 PM Reply

in japan, we bow...i am below average on the masturbated handshakes.

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You should shake hands with yourself on ocassion to make up for it. LOL

#4 I'm shocked. Never would have expected that.

shook hands with someone today...thought of this thread...he went to the toilet twice during lunch...if he didn't wash, i got ****. damn!

YeeeSH!!!

Pass the Purell!

I call total BS on most of these. Particularly the urine one. 1/12th of the liter per hour is just not believable. You would have to drink gallons of water per hour from a public pool to get that much. The numbers just don't add up. Also, I couldn't find a site on the internet for the "Infection Control Center". Let me guess, somebody sent this to you in an e-mail; quick forward this to everybody that you know. BS

Actually did sound like an agenda to make us wash hands and not pee in pools...

lol... didn't see any humor Buckwheat? Did anyone else take this seriously?

^

We're still all dreamy eyed over the shaking hands with women who have recently masturbated part.

^ I just nod at ugly women... And all men..

Maybe I'm just too literal today.