With all this talk of midgets, a humorous situation has come to my attention, but I thought I bring it up because someone might be able to help out.

So my roommate is looking for a midget, or a very short person for a 2-hour gig. The catch is, they must have their own leprechaun outfit. The pay is $100 bucks for the 2-hours. What you have to do is act like a leprechaun for very important entertainment people. I can't name names, but trust me, these people are some of the most powerful people in the entertainment business. If you happen to fit this description and are available for St.Patrick Day at night in Southern California, let me know by this Sunday, March 13. E-mail me. This is not a joke.

Okay, back to our regular scheduled program.

choner

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I am 6 foot 3 will that work? hell, i will do it for 50.00 bucks.

GIG'EM,

Dan

She was 3' 2" and I was nuts over her.

Choner your an idiot! I can have one of the "4 little people" do it! As their Manager I of course get double their pay!!! And do you promise to make them a star!!! And can I do the Sally Field...." You like me, You really like me"............

Have you tried "Rent-a-dwarf"?

http://www.shortdwarf.com/main/dwarftalent.html 

can you fly me out to cali???? maybe Lowman and I can work as a team....

ok pablo will not do this one on such short notice...

puskarich, thanks for the link. I'll pass it on to my roommate.

Sorry Gorob, I don't think they will hire any kids, but thanks for trying to break child labor laws.

choner

Lowman

LMAO, acttually

ROTFLMAO @ smelly!!!

that was cold!!!

I am 6'5" and about 245 lbs. If you cant find a midget(verticaly chalenged person) I will gladly substitute.

You really are looking for a Leprechaun if you want him for Sunday, March 13th, 2004!

See if Hank the Angry Dwarf is available from Howard Stern. They have some time off!!

...sniff, sniff... I had a feeling... :o(

Low

I thought you guys were my friends... sniff, sniff...