man, what a cool guy! first off, i didn't think i'd have what he was looking for and offered to back out of a trade we were working on.

"please, kind sir," i said, "find someone more worthy than i!"

"HECK no!" he said. well, sorta. 🙂 "i'll kick you in the huevos if you don't do this!"

the blood drained from my face at the thought of someone named BEAT dragon walloping my huevos, and i shook in my boots, but a snarl from this bad-a$$ bully pushed me over the edge. what could i do?

"i'll rip off your head and spit down your neck!" he threatened.

so i sent with trembling hands my humble offerings and prayed that the beating would be swift and merciful.

alas, the bully would have none of it!

he batted me around like a kitten swats a mouse (SMACK!) and sent six big, fat, juicy cuba aliados (one of my favorites) torpedo style (BOOF!) -- AND he kicked in some excellent smokes besides that (POW!) AND he sent them in the original cuba aliados box as well (BOP!)!

alas, i finally crawled away, beaten and bloodied. when the swelling goes down, though, i plan to light up one of these cruelly delicious smokes and schmoke one in his honor!

thanks, bullydragon! 🙂 🙂 🙂

I take it you got the package...

And quit bleeding on the carpet, I just had it steam cleaned.

(I swear I never went near his huevos)

I've met that BeatDragon and I agree, he is a big bully, heheheeee!

OOOPS, he might beat down my door for saying that, LOL!!!

Knof

*whimper* yessir! 😃

i'm waaaay behind on email, BD. :/ hope to tackle some tonight, though. thanks again! the package arrived in fine shape, and i am much oblidged!