Cigar Fest 2004 will soon be here
With each passing day, it draws near
At the old warehouse we all shall meet
We'll come by car, by train, by feet
The purpose of this is so crystal clear
To smoke some gars and drink some beer
As far as cigar reps, there'll be plenty on hand
For God's sake, I've heard, Keith even hired a band
A Playboy Playmate will be walking around
Around her is where all the horny guys will be found
You can watch the cigar rollers creating with pride
If you dare, the mechanical bull you can ride
Free cigars will be given, 30 or so
I really feel bad for those who can't go
Familiar and new faces will certainly be seen
We'll herf and herf till we all turn green
And let us not forget the famous pig roast
At this point we'll offer our thanks to the host
May 1st is not as far away as you may think
Purchase your tickets, cause they'll be gone in a blink
There is one last thing that I need to say
Lowman's Pass WILL NOT be born on that day!!
... Author Unknown...
