Ha ha ha!

That is almost funny. Well really it isn't.

Could be worse:

In the early 90's, Clinton wasn't even close to killing Osama bin Laden. Clinton wasn't even close to containing Saddam. However, he was awfully close to getting par in his latest round of golf.

Re-elect Clinton …

Clinton liked cigars.

He did, and that's enough to get my vote.....

He'll almost get my vote. X

Anybody but Kerry.

Okay...I'll cast my vote for GW.


Mission accomplished.

I'm afraid I will too...

I'll hate myself in the morning.

NOT FUNNY FUNNIE FUNNE FUN E FU N E E!

Close but no cigar!!!!