6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.

6:00pm - Opening secular prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton 6:30pm - Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand. 6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 7:00pm - Tribute theme to France. 7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund. 7:25pm - Tribute theme to Germany. 7:45pm - Anti-war rally (Moderated by Michael Moore) 8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop. 9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony (both both male and female couples)

9:30pm - * Intermission *

10:00pm - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins 10:10pm - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss. 10:20pm - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!' 10:30pm - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L. 10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the UN. 11:00pm - Multiple gay marriage ceremony (threesomes, mixed and same sex). 11:15PM - Maximizing Welfare workshop. 11:30pm - 'Free Saddam' pep rally. 11:59PM - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 12:00pm - Nomination of democratic candidate.

I thought perhaps it would be characterized by several days of silence due to the fact that no one has any new or intelligible ideas!!! Love the post.

Fritz

The Chappiquidick pub crawl & bus tour.

Not the mention the mass confusion that will invade the metro Boston area, but then again they're used to caos!

touché.

He just can't think of anything to say

Thanks,

DB

LOL!

Charlie

5:46 pm: John Kerry is against the war

5:47 pm John Kerry details exactly what he voted before...before he voted against it

Where's the meeting to discuss whether or not half of these people should drop the charade rename themselves the socialist party?