Officer Barbrady, who is at the time illiterate, finds a note saying "another chicken gets it tomorrow." He is then asked what it says ...
Officer Barbarady: Oh, it says "sorry I had sex with the chicken! I won't do it again, bye-bye!" Well, there you have it, case closed!
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Mayor: The chicken-f****r struck again last night.
Officer Barbrady: Please Mayor, when we're around children we prefer to call him the "chicken-lover."
Mayor's assistant: This time he made love to Carla Weather's prize chicken. She's catatonic.