courtesy of MC Escher

your table is ready.

Four questions:

What is that silver ball? When do you "use" it?

Is your backyard enclosed?
If I were to send you a photo of my backyard could you "display" it? Give me a heads-up so that I can pick up the empties...

blood

bloody spaniard
(my answers are in blue)

Four questions:

What is that silver ball? When do you "use" it?

it is a silver ball. i use it whenever i want to know who is the fairest in the land. usually it's me, it is my ball after all.

Is your backyard enclosed?

if you mean is their a wall around the property in the back, of course it is, i am jewish, you know.

If I were to send you a photo of my backyard could you "display" it? Give me a heads-up so that I can pick up the empties...

i would be happy to take a picture of your picture if you don't have a digital camera and can't post jpg's.

yes, recycling is the patriotic thing to do. also save your used grease and fat in a coffee can until it is full. i don't know why it helps the war effort, but, it's not for me to ask, only do what the government says is a good thing.

blood

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