If you were around in 1919 (just before prohibition started) you might have seen this poster.

I mean seriously, would you quit drinking???

Saw this one here before- scary!

Bitches!

I would either drink more to keep them away

or

Drink even more to even think about kissing one of them

There is not enough drink for that!

... after looking at those women, I'd start drinking even if I hadn't before ...my lips wouldn't want to touch any of theirs ...

Ack!!

Okay no kissing, I'm fine with that.

So is a **** out of the question?