Study the attached picture of these birds carefully. If you look closely, you can identify certain nuances which will give you a clue as to which bird is the female and which one is the male.

muhhahahahhaaaaaaaa

Ok now that is kinda funny, but I will deny it if my wife asks!

Actually, that IS my ex-wife.

I fail to see the joke. This is photo-realism at its finest. Excellent journalism. Well done.

the look on that Guy-bird is priceless. 🙂

i was sitting here laughing at this and my wife looked over my shoulder and pronounced with a impish smile that "it must be the male on the right . . he is rambling" . .

Here is what i see.

Their on the beach. He is checking out a nice young hottie in a thong. She is yakkin' "What are you looking at? You think she's pretty? Maybe you should just go sleep with ther if you think she's that pretty. You think she would sleep with you? She wouldn't even lok at you. Blah blah blah blah"

yup except the only thing i hear is ....

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH... BLAH BLAH BLAH.... BLAH.... BLAH etc

the right seagull. What do I win 🙂

You win a date with the chick on the right! LMAO!

Marla is on the right ....