1. "Hi guys and gals!" Well, howdy pardner, be sure to tie up your horse outside the saloon, and don't spit tabakky on the floor.
2. "I'm very new to cigarbid." You're kidding, right? I mean, we never would have picked up on that.
3. "I was surfing through the forums and liked the atmosphere here." Great, just what we needed...another escaped mental patient. OK, just remember, ThunderGerbil is leader of the Mentally Liberated. You must obey him, or you get no fruit cup.
4. "Lot's of fun and good-natured ribbing!" Great, another sadist. And another person who doesn't know how to use a friggin' apostrophe correctly. Jesus, why are so many of Your children disabled in this fashion?
5. "I went back through some earlier posts to get a better feel for the culture, or lack thereof 🙂, of the group." Well, hello Mr. Fancypants. Already judging us, hmm?
6. "I'm looking forward to getting to know you guys better." How about now? Still think so?
7. BTW, you passed the bacon test, but FAILED with pancakes. And besides,
VIVE LE FRENCH TOAST!!!!!!!!!!
Mon dieu!
This has been your electronic noogie.
Welcome to the madness.