JonR
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Saturday, June 5, 2004 7:01:00 AM
What if...when Japan bombed Pearl Harbor we just circled the wagons around America and did not retaliate?

What if... we stayed out of the war in Europe?

What if... Germany discovered the atomic bomb before we did and dropped two bombs on American soil?

What if...when al qaeda attacked us on 9/11 we just circled the wagons around America and did not realiate?

What if...we stayed out of the Middle East and allowed the terrorist to thrive?

WHAT IF !

JonR

bloody spaniard
Saturday, June 5, 2004 7:07:00 AM
You always ask such good questions on weekends.

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, I'll have to go with pi again.

What do I win? Another stick in the eye or a kick in the arse?

blood

RICKAMAVEN
Saturday, June 5, 2004 7:10:00 AM
what if we actually went after al qaeda, instead of saddam and his make believe WMD.

what if we had a president.

what if we had a president that could do two things at the same time, one of which would be to read and understand anything, especially warning signs, and chose to work instead of farming or cutting brush, or getting his heart rate below 70.

RICKAMAVEN
Saturday, June 5, 2004 7:11:00 AM
bloody spaniard

"pi"???

JonR
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Saturday, June 5, 2004 7:20:00 AM
Yo Rick:

"what if we had a president that could do two things at the same time, one of which would be to read and understand anything, especially warning signs, and chose to work instead of farming or cutting brush, or getting his heart rate below 70."

I presume you are speaking of Pearl Habor and Franklin D. Roosevelt.

JonR

bloody spaniard
Saturday, June 5, 2004 7:54:00 AM
"What is mathematically significant about the following poem?

Sir, I send a rhyme excelling

In sacred truth and rigid spelling

Numerical sprites elucidate

For me the lexicon’s full weight

JonR"

**Rick, Ptolemy's pi was the answer to Jon's previous math riddle.

JonR, WHAT IF we brought back our expensively- maintained military from most of the world, where we are the modern-day ****s/negroes/indentured servants/etc. to ungrateful host countries (Japan, Germany, Korea, Spain,etc.)?

Then, after taking them out of harms way AND giving them pay raises so that they don't have to apply for food stamps & welfare, WHAT IF we use them to roust out the illegals & send them packing? Then, WHAT IF we post the military on ALL borders/coasts?

Then, WHAT IF I have to choose between continuing this post and taking a constitutional? Oh well, too late now...

Finally, WHAT IF we continue the administration's lead by opening the borders further, and by needlessly endangering the lives of our "boys" in skirmishes throughout the world where we are restrained by our self-imposed pc rules.

Do you think that we'll go broke or become the next Yugoslavia or BOTH?!

WHAT IF blah, blah, blah...

The Nazis, Japs, Maoists, & Stalinists deserved death and so do the muslim fundamentalists. Kill 'em and GET OUT!!!

Have a nice weekend buoyz!

blood

chipslave
Saturday, June 5, 2004 8:23:00 AM
WHAT IF... Elvis was still alive?

Thats the burning question for me...

Oh... and Pork and beans? WHAT IF it was labeled right 😉

RICKAMAVEN
Saturday, June 5, 2004 8:47:00 AM
JonR

no. i think it was part of FDR's plan.

DrMaddVibe
Saturday, June 5, 2004 8:48:00 AM
What if a frog had wings?

What if Valerie never married Eddie?

"Do you know that "if" is the middle word in "life"?

RICKAMAVEN
Saturday, June 5, 2004 9:24:00 AM
DrMaddVibe

Valerie never married Eddie?

who are they?

DrMaddVibe
Saturday, June 5, 2004 9:42:00 AM
Valerie Bertinelli...c'mon Rick!
Robby
Saturday, June 5, 2004 9:59:00 AM
America is not known to tuck tail and run as "some" would have us do...
Cigarick
Saturday, June 5, 2004 1:52:00 PM
I'm sure the United Nations would have stepped in and saved us.

Heh.

johnfs
Saturday, June 5, 2004 4:10:00 PM
What if I had eggs beans and cheese for breakfast?
pabloescabar
Saturday, June 5, 2004 9:02:00 PM
sir madvibe, the answer to your question is that the boy's in the band would not have cut there hair...
RICKAMAVEN
Sunday, June 6, 2004 5:31:00 AM
DrMaddVibe

i thought she was very attractive on that program with the druggie sister. i didn't get the memo about her marriage to eddie who?

DrMaddVibe
Sunday, June 6, 2004 5:35:00 AM
IT's no secret that I would've married her IF she hadn't fell under the spell of Eddie Van Halen. I mean what's he got that I ain't got? I NEVER would've named my son Wolfgang. I wouldn't even consider it a middle name!

Instead I married a look-a-like with almost 20 years of wedded bliss.

MACS
Sunday, June 6, 2004 7:25:00 AM
What if elephants could fly? That'd be a pretty big bird and getting crap on your windshield would be a whole lot worse.
plabonte
Sunday, June 6, 2004 8:02:00 AM
What if we had stayed out of Vietnam?
smelly4tay
Sunday, June 6, 2004 1:03:00 PM
So what if, DrMaddVibe really is the artist formerly known as Meatloaf?

LMAO