I'M THEIR PUPPET
(sung by Barack Obama impersonator to tune of "I'm Your Puppet")
They pull a string, and I pander to the gays,
I'm their puppet,
I'll say anything that they want me to say,
I'm their puppet,
It doesn't matter what's in the Gallup Poll,
Moveon.org has complete control
Of their puppet,
I'm their puppet.
They pull a string, and I pull out of Iraq,
I'm their puppet,
They pull another string, and I raise a tax,
I'm their puppet,
George Soros is in complete command,
And all he has to do is wiggle his grimy hand,
'Cause I'm their puppet,
I'm their puppet.
I'm just a toy,
Just a manchild boy,
Hanging out with Reverend Wright,
Left Hillary out in the cold,
I do just what I'm told,
Hoping you don't see the light,
That I'm their puppet,
I'm their puppet.
They pull a string, and I sing their song,
I'm their puppet,
They run my teleprompter so I don't go wrong,
I'm their puppet,
They send lots of campaign cash my way,
From Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae,
I'm their puppet,
I'm their puppet.
I'm a walking, talking empty suit,
But it doesn't matter, 'cause I'm really cute,
And I've already got my golden parachute
From the Tony Rezko institute,
I'm their puppet,
I'm their puppet...
