I can honestly say .. I've been there - done that, so I know what it's like.

How about a picture of the neighbors house across the street?

http://www.cigarbid.com/auction/forum/forum.cfm?action=list&forumID=7&messageDisplay=0000000234260 

"Idiot Parking Only"

"Drive-Thru Window is a verb, not a noun"

etc.

BTW, here's a little sumpin' to cheer you up:

(not a rickroll, I promise)