tan lines.

What'd you pervs think I was going to say?

chest hair?

Brown carpet?

her right eye looks like she ran into someone's fist.

^

Either that or early stages of melanoma.

She's the color on an Umpa Lumpa.

Blonde head girl have black hair by cracky.

Confucius

ahhhhhh buttaface

Tranny alert!!!!

^No ****! Surf, what'd you do man, go to a tranny convention? That's like 2 out of 3 that are just SCARY!!!!!!!!!

Give him a break....he's from Delaware.

Oh. That explains it.

... feet?

not just FUGLY, F'in FUGLY

"Testicles"

Lance Armstrong

Really?!?!

They are all local girls in a calender girl contest. Believe me, the pictures don't do them any justice.

I guess I am just used to California where girls look like girls, dykes look like dykes, half the guys look like girls (and dykes) and the crossdressers look like.......well...........democrates.

You guys are all nuts....she is a nice looking lady.

Charlie

Ok Charlie,

That's a couple of those shemen you've said that about. Time to go have your perscription checked in your bifocals.