... years back ... overseas ... out on town having some beers, cigars, hotel, etc ....
... great time ... fantastic ... hadn't had a beer for about 6 months prior to this day ...
... some young pup decides to get WASTED at the bar I was at and sadly enough, passes out ...
... it's 2am ... my hotel is next door ... this young man had to be at roll call at 7am the next morning or would be listed as AWOL ...
... we're a good 30 minute taxi ride away ... only transportation available ... the only other American there was my Corpsman ... he had been blowing off steam with me all day ...
... we, as required, ditched the bar, the amenities, the beer, the cigars, and the little time we had left to get this young man back on time and get him treated for alcohol poisening ...
... while the kid was passed out ... well, let's just say that it seemed like a good idea to insert a dozen shooter marbles up his behind ... it was amazing ... a rubber glove, some medical lube, take the marble, press gently (he was relaxed) and "Plink", it was magical, comical, even entertaining ... with just a slight pressure ... the marble disappeared completely and remained out of side ... each marble became more fun than the last ... we were disappointed when ran out of marbles ...
... anyway, at this point, we're not going to stop ... somehow, it was managed to bribe someone else to make sure this young man had several hickies on various parts of his body ... it's now 3:30-4:00am ... the young man is placed on IV's for fluids ... he's thrown up a few times ... vitals are ok ... and he's wearing nothing but a cute little white gown ...
... a kind nurse then assists us in properly applying facial makeup, lipstick, fingernail polish, eye shadow, etc ... and with a large dose of perfume ... wow ... he was a cutie ... all set ...
... 8:00am ... (or 0800Z) ... this young man is woken by screaming and yelling at him like he's never seen before in his life ... he's hungover, doesn't remember a think, can barely stand up, let alone stand at attention, and has no idea of how to explain "why" he ended up naked alongside the road as he was told that was what happened ...
... he has no idea he's wearing makeup yet ...
... he's told to clean himself up and report for duty immediately ...
... due to the overwhelming amount of local/spicy food ... combined with all of the alchohol the night before ... he bowels have an almost uncontrolable urge to expunge themselves ...
... he makes a mad dash to the latrines/showers ...
... he then realizes that certain body parts are coated with a some sort of gel/lube ... you can hear a groan and a "tink" as each marble magically reappears while making it's exit ... he has no idea why he's wearing makeup either ...
... 30 minutes later, still bewildered, scared, and confused ... he reports for duty and is asked ...
"what in the hell were you doing last night and where did you go ...?"
... he has no answer ... he doesn't remember how he got back ... can't explain the makeup... doesn't know where his clothes went ... and he doesn't even mention the marbles ...
... I don't recall seeing that young man ever have another drink of alcohol after that night ...
... awwww ... those were some fun times ...
