#17 What can I say? I'm old, married several years, have OCD...save yourselves, it's too late for me.
#18 Nice. I'm guessing the wife and kid don't know about this site yet. Or you're sleeping in a squad car tonight.
#19 I'm calling b.s. You're married to an Asian woman. If she knew you had a g.f. with headlights this big, you'd be typing from the hospital, telling us about waking up to find your willy missing and a bloody knife on the floor next to the bed.
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