It's time for a little class WARFARE around here.
So It's time to take sides.

Aristocrats,let's rid ourselves of the Rabble and make them associate with people of their own ilk.Like,say at J#'s or the place named after that Machine gun Al Capone made famous.


who's with me ???

Lord Wheel,,,,

I would raise my hand but my muscles are sore from all the flexing.....

Is there a third party?

^^Obviously a Peasant
They"re not Parties..

It's the NATURAL ORDER ,,

wheel
Polite Society Member,,

I don't want to be a Peasant...... besides, I live in the Big 12 South...

I'm a Tennessee Squire. That counts.

Drafter,

We may put you on the Aristocrat Intern Program.

We'll have to have a meeting and put it to a vote.


wheel,,

wait..you mean there are OTHER cigar websites? I don't HAVE to put up with you jack%sses?

Can you be an Aristopeasant?

Apparently wheel never heard the outcome of most revolutions..the Aristocrats usually lose

No such thing as an Aristocrat from the South. We made the whole region our bitch circa 1865. Peasants now, all of them ("alla dem," in their native tongue).

Off with his head !!!

How 'bout a "Pistoff-crat"????

c3s

Eric Cartman (South Park) tells the aristocrat story.

This is morbidly vulgar!




JonR

Don't you Peasants have some Cake to eat ??

Cbid Serfdom !!

Wheel
The Landed Gentry

I'd prefer to be a third party member.

But given the choices are Aristocrat or Peasant. I'd have be forced to be a peasant.

I've got a load of experience with a pitchfork. I'll be okay.

^6 Squire here as well. You ever go check out your property? It was a hot day and I decided not to climb the hill.

Those people at J#'s are creepy....they follow you around while you're in the store.

Made two passes around the merch. and had four people on my tail, all employees.

So I guess that makes me an "azristocrat". That's a cross between an azzhat and an aristocrat.

Guess that would make me a azzhat-pezzant!

I am a Revolutionary well to do bastid who spends it faster than he makes it ,.Time to rob another bank. They call me "THROBBINHOOD " !