The vast majority of our imports come from outside the

country." - John F. Kerry

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"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." - John F. Kerry

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"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any

Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."- John F. Kerry

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"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good

judgments in the future."- John F. Kerry

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"The future will be better tomorrow."- John F. Kerry

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"We're going to have the best educated American people

in the world."- John F. Kerry

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"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."- John F. Kerry

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"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of

NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of

Europe."- John F. Kerry

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"Public speaking is very easy."- John F. Kerry

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"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people

going to the polls."- John F. Kerry

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"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may

not occur."- John F. Kerry

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"For NASA, space is still a high priority."- John F. Kerry

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"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that

teach our children."- John F. Kerry

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"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."- John F. Kerry

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"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."

- John F. Kerry

LMAO

Charlie

C students rule the world.

and to think the media used to bash Quale for spelling potato with an E. when he was reading it off of a card provided to him that was spelled in error/

Oh well Dems the breaks and Dems always gets a pass

Maybe they should rename The Skull and Bones Society. I suggest The Mrs. Malaprop Society.

one word: Bushisms

...don't make me start quotin' that mental giant in the oval office.

Go ahead, you cannot match the "outstanding" list above!

LMAO

Chill out Sonny, enjoy life and smoke a cigar!

Charlie

Sorry to Burst the Bushies bubble. But I have the book of Dan Quayle quotes where most of these were lifted from, and attributed to Kerry. Just like the fans of Bush, to Lie about the origin of quotes. LOL

Later

Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)

Oh Yeah,

Here is a thread where I posted some of these awhile back, properly accredited to the man who spoke them.

http://www.cigarbid.com/auction/forum/forum.cfm?action=list&forumID=9&messageDisplay=0000000017811 

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Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)

P.S. The Bushies must be running out of dirt, if they are stooping to usin Dan Quayle quotes to bash Kerry with. LOL

Homie, you should check out this site. they give the Kerryism and the exact time he said it along with a longer snippet of the quote.

http://slate.msn.com/id/2103507/ 

The one from today is Kerry: Uh, sure, I'm aware of that.

Can't pin this on Quayle

Uh, sure I'm aware of that. 'Course I am. And I respect it, enormously. And I respect John Edwards' story and the way in which he has, you know, gone to college and been very successful. And I think that's one of the great American stories. But I think there are also other experiences that also matter that other people have that are different. And what matters is sort of what you do with your life, in my judgment. What matters is what are your values, what you fight for. And for 35 years I've been fighting to make sure that everybody else has access to the same kinds of privileges and opportunities that I've had. And I've stood by those fights. That's why I'm a Democrat, and that's why I've fought as hard as I have for minimum wage, for opportunity for education, for college. That's why I fight for civil rights. And you know, I think those are the things that define the difference. I'm not sure what the purpose of the question is, but I think those are the things that are important.

There are multiple times hesaid that and each one is linked.

An Hour has past since my last post, on this thread.

I guess the Bushies, are being quiet, since their lies, have been exposed. LOL

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Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)

I am the only United States Senator who has been elected four times, currently serving in the Senate, who has voluntarily refused to ever take, in any of my races for the Senate, one dime of political action committee special interest money. The only checks I took were from individual Americans. Now did some individual lobbyists contribute? The answer is, yes, they did.

I always liked this one.

And you know, you are not duped when somebody misleads you and lies to you or doesn't tell you the truth.

Thanks Bassdude,

I was hoping that someone would post some quotes, that Kerry actually said.

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Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)

I threw my medals over the fence, or I threw someone elses medals over the fence, or I threw my ribbons over the fence, or I threw someone elses ribbons over the fence, or ribbons and medals are the same thing. Medals and ribbons are not the same thing. Ask anyone in the military or any vet. Ribbons are the small strips of cloth normally worn to representate the medal. A car title representates the car. They are not the same thing. My title gets considerably better gas milage for one thing.

I voted for the bill right before I voted against it.

I own SUV's. I don't won SUV's. Well, ok my family own's SUV's but I don't.

By the way, Dan Quail was not qualified to be VP (and potentially President) but a one term trial lawyer with absolutely no other experience is?

In Response to the question "By the way, Dan Quail was not qualified to be VP (and potentially President) but a one term trial lawyer with absolutely no other experience is?"

Yes, even more so than the Shrub.

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Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)

P.S. Glad a few people are at least quoting Kerry.

EI

i'm not sure what the point of your post is.

i'm sure you know those quotes are from GWB, as you call him and some, probably from dan quale.

were you atempting to be funny?

Hey Bassdude,

Thanks for the link. I read them all.

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Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)

P.S. They aren't nearly as bad as the DanQuayle quotes, or even the Bushisms.

eleltea

what was the name of that comedian whose schtick was the misuse of words. norm something, i believe.