How to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads:

You need four maxi pads to make a pair.

Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part.

The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top.

Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part.

Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers (this is most aesthetically appealing), etc.

These slippers are:

* Soft and Hygienic

* Non-slip grip strips on the soles

* Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh

* No more bending over to mop up spills

* Disposable and biodegradable

* Environmentally safe

* Three convenient sizes: (1.) Regular, (2.) Light and (3.) Get out the Sand Bags.

Wow!! I was laying in bed last night wondering how I could possibly turn my wife's box of maxipads into slippers. Low and behold, I now have the answer.

Now, all I need to figure out is how to turn a litter of kittens, one gerbal, two hamsters and a Yorkshire Terrier into winter garb without looking like it was pieced together. Maybe someone will have a picture and directions tomorrow!!!!

That's IT.........you are to report immediately to man court to plead your case for keeping your man card.

(tell them you kill gators.....that could go a loooooong way!)

damn.... just damn...

Do they have to be new or should we recycle the old ones? It would save on decorating.

could you make one of them Russian hats for me with those? You know, the ones with the flaps that you can either wear up or down over your ears.

Will trade cigars for one. LOL

LMAO... I gotta get my brother a pair of these...

he likes big women so it shouldn't be too hard to fill two gifts at once this Christmas...

Hog

#3 LMAO. I heard he tried a pair. Now his feet bleed every four weeks.

Dude - you clearly have WAY too much time on your hands...

LOL, unfortunately, not as much time as you might think. This came to me via email and I just had to pass it along. Figured someone else might enjoy it.

Great gag gift for someone with an twisted sense of humor. Once put together a douche nozzle, 3' of surgical tubing and the brush from an electric toothbrush, gave it to an EXgirlfriend as a gas powered toothbrush. Wasn't well recieved.

house moccasins!

Gaddam!

... what happens when the tape comes off and the bottoms stick to the floor?