- Jon

Amazing...you even managed to look up.

Nice picture of the 5 of you:-)

This guy has the "All Time Greatest Job" EVER! Who wouldn't trade places with Ole' Jon???

He's got the looks of a rock star, he hangs out with hot babes and drinks for free...and what do ya' think he's paying for his smokes? Give ya' two guesses...here's a hint; Take the number of fabulous fake boobies in the pic minus 4.

Jon....I'm getting married on September 5th, but....dammit

"Will you marry me?"

*wiping the tears*

Craig

you forgot to add he is a GREAT BOTL!!

GIG'em

I hate you Jon.....



Just kiddin. I'm really just super jealous. Can I be your butler?

CAO Rules and so do you Jon......

With the flawless brunette and blonde wrapper, would this 'Sandwich Cigar' be considered "full bodied"?

I'm baaaack...first day post-RTDA madness! Hope to have some CAO "Decadence In The Desert" pics for those of you who couldn't make it...

It's good to be home!

OK CAO,

I like your cigars and you sell a lot of them. With that said, I would ask for a larger promotions budget so you can get some better looking women to sell your product. I have seen various pictures of the “girls” at the CAO events and what comes to mind is “used-up stripper”. Don't get me wrong, at times this is not entirely a bad thing. (Like 3am after drinking all day). I'm sure they “go down” like free beer.

The image that you present of your product in advertising is one of sophistication and class. If I’m the head of sales I would upgrade the talent used. Unless you going for “cheap, loose and nasty” as your new cigar ad campaign.

IMHO
GT

Don't list to GT above, he has smoked one to many blunts, the girls are fine,.. very..., very fine. Yup nothin wrong with them at all.
John L

Nice HOOTERS!!

He had to look up. It was in their contract.

The one on the left looks like Jon with a boob job. "Man face"
GT

... the one on the right kinda looks like a white version of Dennis Rodman with longer hair ... c'mon - we've all seen him with blonde hair and wearing a wedding dress ... maybe he got a few tips from Michael Jackson for that revers-pigmentation project ... guess we'll have to wait & see if her nose starts falling off ...

Jon, you remind a bit of a younger version of the great John Carradine (Grapes of Wrath).

Does your wife know that you "work" around the clock?

I have the coolest wife in the world - but she also knows that I would never actually "do anything" I shouldn't...I love her and our son entirely too much to waste it all on a night of wanton lust. LOL

Good for you!
You have a beautiful family.

Jon,

You keep getting younger...LOL! It must be the company and of course the great CAO gars.

Mega Hooah,


B

when and where are all these CAO events? and how do i get in? 😉