*Bu . . ddha . . . . come out to play ay. . ..

Bu . . ddha . . . . come out to play ey ay. . . .

*sing to the sound of clinking beer bottles

August is almost upon us. . . . I emailed Joseph for some info last week, but he must be busy. . . .

. . . so, Buddha, what's your poison?

Warriors...... come out and playeeyay.

I likes em short, fat, dark and strong. Let's see who can resist the calling of the obvious reply.

This is going to be great, my mailman has been ticking me off lately. I can't wait to stand on the porch and smile, just before I ask him; "Are you busy today? It sure is hot out today, isn,t it?" Of course the sound of an ice cold beer popping open will send him over the top.

No offense to your brothers Seth, but this guy is a lazy bum.

buddha, Im couldn't resist, Im calling back...Are you there???
~Jimmy04

Yes?

Well now the retrobution, the reckening, the day to finally repay the Buddha man for making all my daily cigars appear to be crap after receiving his offerings via birthday club and NASCAR pool. The terror alert better be raised in California because some bombs are a comin'. (that's how we talk in the South). Launch will occur this weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy BuddhaDay and may the spirits be with you. (or at least in the glass next to the ashtray).

Short, fat and strong they shall be
HE HE HE, HE HE HE HE

Short. . . . fat. . . . dark. . . . strong. . . .

. . . must. . . resist. . . .

No offense on the mailman. . . . they're out there. . . . I've got one that works for me who puts more work into avoiding work than he would just doing his job. . . . . hopefully they're becoming the exception rather than the norm. . . . . they've got same issues with management, and not all supervisors are saints, I've seen it. . . . I just do my best to distance myself from those types. . . .

. . . but enough of that. . . . from the sounds of your tastes, you may want to meet my sister. . . ba doom doom ting. . . .

short, fat, dark, strong??!!

buddha, i'm MARRIED!!!!! 😃 lol couldn't resist.

muahahahahahaha! oh, i am SO lookin' forward to this segment of the bday club x. 😆

for the record, my mailman is all aces. he knows i'm disabled, and if any packages arrive, instead of leaving a note in the box to get it from the PO, he drives up our long driveway, gets out of his a/c-ed truck and brings it right to the door. heck of a nice guy in general, too.

You boys take it easy on this poor old man now, I don't know if the pump can take all this excitement.

Tony, you know there are times I am glad you live on the other side of the country, this is one of them. LMAO

Short, fat, dark and strong they are,
Coming to Garden Grove by jet and car,
They should arrive there early next week,
Before you smoke..better take your seat....
Hope you like a lot of maddie,
Enjoy your birthday, Buddha Daddy!!!!!!!!!

Very nice!

Can I send you a big chruhill and you just cut it in the middle? Would that count as 2 FAT, dark, short cigars?

If it's big enough we might be able cut it twice and call it three. lol

La10870,
Your package arrived. WOW!!!


You wrote; Well now the retrobution, the reckening, the day to finally repay the Buddha man for making all my daily cigars appear to be crap after receiving his offerings via birthday club and NASCAR pool. The terror alert better be raised in California because some bombs are a comin'. (that's how we talk in the South). Launch will occur this weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I couldn't have sent you anything this nice. If the rest of the packages are half as sweet as this one, I am one lucky S.O.B.

Thank you sir,

Doug

Glad you liked it. Happy Buddha Day!!

Michael L

way to go, michael!! good man.

buddha dude-ah, i should get yours out tomorrow, wed. at the lates (depending upon how tropical storm alex treats us here!).

Buddha, we have liftoff. . . . Duck!!

Come to poppa!

oh man, doug. you better build a bunker before seth gecko's package gets to CA! 😉

Tell me about it. This is still fresh in my mind;

http://www.cigarbid.com/auction/forum/forum.cfm?action=list&forumID=6&messageDisplay=0000000023828 

Damn, so that's where all my cigars went. . . .


. . . vodka + percodan + PIB = empty humi. . . .