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Friday, July 30, 2004 7:36:00 PM
> San Carlos, AZ.

> During a campaign tour of the Apache Nation on Wednesday, Democratic

presidential candidate John Kerry said he had a plan to increase every

native American's income by $40,000 a year. Senator Kerry refused repeated

requests for details of his plan. He also told the Apaches that during his

Senate career, he has voted YES for every Indian issue ever introduced for a

total of more than 9,000 votes.

> Before his departure, the Apache Tribe presented the presidential

candidate a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, Running Eagle.

> After Kerry left, tribal officials explained that Running Eagle is a bird

so full of crap it can't fly.

usahog
Friday, July 30, 2004 7:39:00 PM
LMMFAO!!!!!!!!

Hog

Charlie
Saturday, July 31, 2004 8:22:00 AM
One of the best jokes ever!!! LMAO.....

Charlie

xibbumbero
Saturday, July 31, 2004 8:25:00 AM
"Read my lips....No new taxes"! LMAO. X