On your doorstep: Matt

On your wall: Art

His dad: Pop Art

In a pile of leaves: Russell

In a ditch: Phil

In a hot tub: Stew

In a swimming pool: Bob

Waterskiing: Skip

In your mail box: Bill

A blind guy comes into a grocery store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden he starts twirling the poor dog over head in big sweeping circles! The manager rushes over "Hey hey hey, stop that!! Just what do you think your doing?" The blind guy shrugs and says, "Just looking around."

Ok, back to your political blather

Dave

In a Kiddie pool? Wade.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs?

It doesn't matter. He's not going to come anyway.

Ground beef

Beef strokin' off.

"Boys you know Jimmy has no arms and legs"

"That's ok Bobbie Joe lost a base and we thought Jimmy could be second base"!

C

You guy's get back in line and on with the Political BS!!! LOL

Good One Dave and DMV and the rest!!

Hog

doesn't matter. he won't come when you call him anyway!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is

the bar tender here?"

Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a

salted.

dwayne

On your BBQ grill? Frank.

Upside down in the end zone? Spike.

Flying over a fence?

Homer

In a pile of leaves?

Russle

In a swimming pool?

Bob

Two in a swimming pool?

Pair of swimming trunks

A woman with NANL on a grill?

Patty

A woman up against a wall?

Eileene

A Chinese woman against a wall?

Irene

Matt

Skip

A blond woman motercycle cop pulls over a blond woman in a sports car for speeding. The cop asks the driver for her driver's license.

The driver serches through her purse becomeing more and more frustrated. Finally, she asks the cop "What does it look like?" The cop answers, "Its small, rectangular, and has your picture on it."

The blond driver finds a compact mirror and looks at it and sees her reflection. She says "Oh, here it is!" and hands it to the cop.

The blond motercycle cop looks at it and says "I didn't know you were a cop too!" and lets the driver go.

Neal

Can't believe you forgot this one...

...a mexican woman with no legs?

Consuelo.

No idea. (works best with a Boston accent)

Same deer with no legs?

Still no idea...

What do you call a man with an extremely large head with no brain inside?

john kerry !

LOL, IBMU, LOL

JonR