Columbus, OH (IWR News Parody) - Attorney General John Ashcroft announced today that the Justice Department would begin deploying Dalek robots in critical swing states to assure that the election is not disrupted by terrorists or anybody on Bush's enemies list, e.g., protestors, science teachers, progressives, civil libertarians. The Daleks were created in a secret laboratory in Hoboken, NJ for the DOJ by John Poindexter. The salt shaker shaped robots are programmed to use their deadly ray guns to exterminate, men wearing turbans, people with Mideast accents, labor union members, trial lawyers, Bruce Springsteen, or anyone who says they will vote for John Kerry.

Will Doctor Who Defeat the Evil Ashcroft and His Daleks?

Shoot, you had me until you got to the part about John Kerry voters.
I don't want them to come after meeeeeee!!!

You sure you only smoke cigars?

Thank goodness someone is finally taking action against those ya-hoos.
John L

Politics aside, that is one funny picture from this admitted Dr. Who fan. Anyone care for a Jelly Baby?

Last I heard, the democrats were asking for the U.N. blueshirts to monitor OUR elections.

Dalek?

I thought that was Mississippian for John Kerry...

Marla

Kind of a sad commentary on the electorate when only one party can figure out how to vote for their candidate. If I understood the problem correctly, in the last election 100% of the mistakes were supposed to be Gore votes. How about in the upcoming election we administer IQ tests, and everybody scoring under 99 have pinch-voters accompany them into the booth and make sure their votes go to Kerry.

Ok, ok, take it easy. I'm only kidding, like Rick is with those robot salt shakers. If Kerry served in Cambodia he deserves all our votes.

I don't care where Kerry served, I would not fall for his bull---p!

Charlie

Charlie, Kerry testified in 1984 that he was 5 miles inside Cambodia, which was a violation, and blamed it on Nixon. One, he was outside of Cambodia. Two, the president at the time was Johnson.

Mr. Ashcroft, Attorney General, a fine man.

Ms. Reno, former Attorney General, BWA HA HA HA HA HA ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !(A sorry excuse of/for the democrats)